Craig Against The Machine
@allaroundswell.bsky.social
I am burdened with glorious purpose. My pronouns are dude/dude.
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Thank you, Diet Mug Root Beer for a laugh any time I need one
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Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Lololol suck it Eagles
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Lololol suck it Eagles
Hell yeah Record Store Day! Eclipse Records in St. Paul with the hookup
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hell yeah Record Store Day! Eclipse Records in St. Paul with the hookup
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Btw guys the transcript of the Witkoff phone call really is much worse than you think and I do think you should share it with literally everyone you know
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Btw guys the transcript of the Witkoff phone call really is much worse than you think and I do think you should share it with literally everyone you know
Me: [chilling, having coffee]
Me:
Me: [opens email]
Every company who's website I have visited in the last 27 years:
"IT'S BLACK FRIDAY SUCKA! CONSUME! CONSUME! DO IT LITTLE PIGGY! CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!one!!!!!1!¡!!!!!eleven!!!!!1!!!
Me:
Me: [opens email]
Every company who's website I have visited in the last 27 years:
"IT'S BLACK FRIDAY SUCKA! CONSUME! CONSUME! DO IT LITTLE PIGGY! CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!one!!!!!1!¡!!!!!eleven!!!!!1!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Me: [chilling, having coffee]
Me:
Me: [opens email]
Every company who's website I have visited in the last 27 years:
"IT'S BLACK FRIDAY SUCKA! CONSUME! CONSUME! DO IT LITTLE PIGGY! CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!one!!!!!1!¡!!!!!eleven!!!!!1!!!
Me:
Me: [opens email]
Every company who's website I have visited in the last 27 years:
"IT'S BLACK FRIDAY SUCKA! CONSUME! CONSUME! DO IT LITTLE PIGGY! CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!one!!!!!1!¡!!!!!eleven!!!!!1!!!
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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Since the launch of ChatGPT in November 2022, AI related stocks have accounted for 75% of S&P 500 returns, 79% of earnings growth, and 90% of capital spending (Capex and R&D) growth. am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/...
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Since the launch of ChatGPT in November 2022, AI related stocks have accounted for 75% of S&P 500 returns, 79% of earnings growth, and 90% of capital spending (Capex and R&D) growth. am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/...
Anyone here work for AXS?
Can I ask a favor? Can I end your bloodline and the bloodline of all of your coworkers?
Can I ask a favor? Can I end your bloodline and the bloodline of all of your coworkers?
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Anyone here work for AXS?
Can I ask a favor? Can I end your bloodline and the bloodline of all of your coworkers?
Can I ask a favor? Can I end your bloodline and the bloodline of all of your coworkers?
Man fuck AXS right in their tiny buttholes
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Man fuck AXS right in their tiny buttholes
Hell yes queen
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hell yes queen
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Keep Ann Wagner far away from Toyota’s $57 million project.
Last time she saw money that was “too green,” she helped kill a $200 million plant & the company took those jobs out of the country. Missouri can’t afford that again.
Last time she saw money that was “too green,” she helped kill a $200 million plant & the company took those jobs out of the country. Missouri can’t afford that again.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Keep Ann Wagner far away from Toyota’s $57 million project.
Last time she saw money that was “too green,” she helped kill a $200 million plant & the company took those jobs out of the country. Missouri can’t afford that again.
Last time she saw money that was “too green,” she helped kill a $200 million plant & the company took those jobs out of the country. Missouri can’t afford that again.
Samantha Jones has the night off
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Samantha Jones has the night off
Made-up ass Tecmo Baseball names
The #STLCards have signed RHP Scott Blewett & RHP Sem Robberse to minor league contracts.
Both will receive non-roster invites to Spring Training.
Both will receive non-roster invites to Spring Training.
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Made-up ass Tecmo Baseball names
Stafford is IN HIS BAG tonight, Jesus
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Stafford is IN HIS BAG tonight, Jesus
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Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
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Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
This is my shocked face
Chaos erupted in the concourse following performances from Sexyy Red, Boosie, GloRilla and more at Enterprise Center on Saturday night.
Chaos closes out Sexyy Red’s high-energy St. Louis concert
Chaos erupted in the concourse following performances from Sexyy Red, Boosie, GloRilla and more at Enterprise Center on Saturday night.
www.stltoday.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is my shocked face
For the terrorist in your life who has everything
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
For the terrorist in your life who has everything
Fucking Mizzou, goddammit
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Fucking Mizzou, goddammit
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November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Commercial Free Christmas is HERE!
Hear your favorite Christmas Classics, mixed with newer favorites, available commercial-free at the click of a button. Stream it live NOW at CommercialFreeChristmas.com.
Commercial-free Christmas, sponsored by Walter Knoll Florist and Jewels on Hampton!
Hear your favorite Christmas Classics, mixed with newer favorites, available commercial-free at the click of a button. Stream it live NOW at CommercialFreeChristmas.com.
Commercial-free Christmas, sponsored by Walter Knoll Florist and Jewels on Hampton!
Lies this bold should warrant jail time
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Lies this bold should warrant jail time
When all the flavored liquors came on the scene, I was obstinate.
"If I want my liquor to taste like something...that's why we have bartenders!"
I still stand by that. But this Tullamore D.E.W. Honey is going down well
"If I want my liquor to taste like something...that's why we have bartenders!"
I still stand by that. But this Tullamore D.E.W. Honey is going down well
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
When all the flavored liquors came on the scene, I was obstinate.
"If I want my liquor to taste like something...that's why we have bartenders!"
I still stand by that. But this Tullamore D.E.W. Honey is going down well
"If I want my liquor to taste like something...that's why we have bartenders!"
I still stand by that. But this Tullamore D.E.W. Honey is going down well