Alisha Grauso (She/Her)
@alishagrauso.bsky.social
Editor & Writer | Pittsburgh sports, literature, history, politics, the weird & dark, ADHD, practicing druid, nature & conservation | Views mine | You can find me among the trees 🌿🌲 https://muckrack.com/alisha-grauso
Patiently waiting to slap the shit out of any leaf or stray snowflake that had the audacity to skitter up on her window
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Patiently waiting to slap the shit out of any leaf or stray snowflake that had the audacity to skitter up on her window
Me: Hahaha do you see a bug, Boo? Silly girl, that's a piece of tissu-oh shit NOPE, NOT A TISSUE
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me: Hahaha do you see a bug, Boo? Silly girl, that's a piece of tissu-oh shit NOPE, NOT A TISSUE
Since you people can't seem to stop giving her the algorithm boosts she craves and the attention she courts.
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Since you people can't seem to stop giving her the algorithm boosts she craves and the attention she courts.
A late afternoon walk in which I ponder how to tell my mom that I let the freshly groomed dog wade into the muddy creek and splash around.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A late afternoon walk in which I ponder how to tell my mom that I let the freshly groomed dog wade into the muddy creek and splash around.
What stage of America is this?
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What stage of America is this?
Why 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 they 👏🏻 like 👏🏻 this
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Why 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 they 👏🏻 like 👏🏻 this
Okay, thanks. Very helpful, Boo.
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Okay, thanks. Very helpful, Boo.
Pulling out a bunch of little engraver bits while a cat is around is definitely not a decision that will come back to bite you in the ass at all, nope.
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Pulling out a bunch of little engraver bits while a cat is around is definitely not a decision that will come back to bite you in the ass at all, nope.
I made this for you:
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I made this for you:
Cats are such cool creatures.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Cats are such cool creatures.
Ignore the pile of clothes to sort in the background, but c'mon: look at this little bean.
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ignore the pile of clothes to sort in the background, but c'mon: look at this little bean.
I asked him if he could kindly move out of the way so we could get the tree up.
He declined my request.
He declined my request.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I asked him if he could kindly move out of the way so we could get the tree up.
He declined my request.
He declined my request.
Like come tf on, are you kidding me with this miniature dollhouse-ass design?
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Like come tf on, are you kidding me with this miniature dollhouse-ass design?
Their size difference never fails to make me laugh
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Their size difference never fails to make me laugh
When the ear rubs are so good you fart a little
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When the ear rubs are so good you fart a little
I'm not eating fast enough for his liking
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm not eating fast enough for his liking
Just watched this unhinged goblin stick her entire head into a bag of Takis, jfc
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Just watched this unhinged goblin stick her entire head into a bag of Takis, jfc
Mamdani Derangement Syndrome, you hate to see it.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Mamdani Derangement Syndrome, you hate to see it.
I keep staring at this map. If you don't live here, you don't understand how many of the deep green counties in this picture were bright red for Trump in November.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I keep staring at this map. If you don't live here, you don't understand how many of the deep green counties in this picture were bright red for Trump in November.
Blessed Samhain and Happy Halloween, everyone. Remember to set a plate for your ancestors tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Blessed Samhain and Happy Halloween, everyone. Remember to set a plate for your ancestors tonight.
*taps sign*
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
*taps sign*