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AlientonX
@alientonx.bsky.social
· Oct 13
always feels weird when I get a new follower and they start scrolling all the way back and spamming likes and comments on my old posts from over a year ago. Thank you, but relax maybe?
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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Got a cute new necklace, looking forward to wearing it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Got a cute new necklace, looking forward to wearing it.
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I successfully hosted a hotpot night with friends
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I successfully hosted a hotpot night with friends
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And that’s a FACT!
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
And that’s a FACT!
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I was loving how fat my cock looked post-sex. It always takes like 15 minutes for me to get soft after a good fuck and people are always shocked, like "You're STILL hard?"
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I was loving how fat my cock looked post-sex. It always takes like 15 minutes for me to get soft after a good fuck and people are always shocked, like "You're STILL hard?"
I got a cute new sweater for Thanksgiving! I love this color.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I got a cute new sweater for Thanksgiving! I love this color.
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SEND HELP, I don't know what to do with all of these 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
SEND HELP, I don't know what to do with all of these 😭😭😭
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
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Can you spot the small edit I made to a real patent application?
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Can you spot the small edit I made to a real patent application?
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
Wish I took a picture of the huge load I blew after this #fatcockfriday
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Wish I took a picture of the huge load I blew after this #fatcockfriday
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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literally my first reaction omg
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
literally my first reaction omg
Just found DOUBLE SHINY VENIPEDE 😱😱😱😱😱
October 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just found DOUBLE SHINY VENIPEDE 😱😱😱😱😱
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I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
Woke up feeling feral and Ive jerked off three times already #fatcockfriday
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Woke up feeling feral and Ive jerked off three times already #fatcockfriday
Happy #fatcockfriday to all who celebrate. I love this pic, the waistband gives a great sense of scale.
October 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy #fatcockfriday to all who celebrate. I love this pic, the waistband gives a great sense of scale.
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Do you think they have Sniffies in Lumiose City?
October 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Do you think they have Sniffies in Lumiose City?
Me doing some personal grooming
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me doing some personal grooming