Alice Schwarze
@aliceschwarze.bsky.social
Head of Research @ Utah AI Policy Office // math PhD // networks, complex systems, machine learning, and all things AI // mom & cat lady
The main thing that I am learning from my Spotify Wrapped this year is how my new passion for audiobooks has let audible and the SLC library app replace Spotify for me
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The main thing that I am learning from my Spotify Wrapped this year is how my new passion for audiobooks has let audible and the SLC library app replace Spotify for me
Would have made for an excellent April fool's a decade or so ago
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Would have made for an excellent April fool's a decade or so ago
So here we are at the
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So here we are at the
Props to whoever came up with acronym. It makes my mom very happy
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Props to whoever came up with acronym. It makes my mom very happy
Yeah I am not going to click on that. Looks boring
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Yeah I am not going to click on that. Looks boring
I really need to go through the details of this paper because I trust math but also
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I really need to go through the details of this paper because I trust math but also
My name is Alice. I just went into a windowless cavity and found this cake with no context. Should I eat it?
October 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My name is Alice. I just went into a windowless cavity and found this cake with no context. Should I eat it?
Afaik they are all dead so that advice can't be very good?
September 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Afaik they are all dead so that advice can't be very good?
Oh how the stables have turned
September 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Oh how the stables have turned
I like how this seems to come full circle to programing GOFI in an extremely high level language. See full article here (includes a bunch of sponsored content): open.substack.com/pub/decoding...
July 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I like how this seems to come full circle to programing GOFI in an extremely high level language. See full article here (includes a bunch of sponsored content): open.substack.com/pub/decoding...
The mathematician in me
April 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The mathematician in me
I am so confused. Are actual people in need now taking out ads on Twitter for their GoFundMe campaigns or is this a sign of a scam?
April 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I am so confused. Are actual people in need now taking out ads on Twitter for their GoFundMe campaigns or is this a sign of a scam?
So I did find one paper eventually that I fully trust is written by a person ... mostly because of how insane it is
March 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So I did find one paper eventually that I fully trust is written by a person ... mostly because of how insane it is
Here is a smol business owner
October 22, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Here is a smol business owner
When the whole house is burning, who can keep track of every piece of furniture that's on fire?
October 19, 2023 at 7:21 PM
When the whole house is burning, who can keep track of every piece of furniture that's on fire?
Me: Papa is watching the baby. So, surely, today I can finally write some job applications!
The cat, again:
The cat, again:
October 18, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Me: Papa is watching the baby. So, surely, today I can finally write some job applications!
The cat, again:
The cat, again:
Me: The baby is sleeping! I can finally start writing job applications!
The cat:
The cat:
October 16, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Me: The baby is sleeping! I can finally start writing job applications!
The cat:
The cat:
Going to enjoy my Dark Chocolate Tart just like the cavemen did
October 10, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Going to enjoy my Dark Chocolate Tart just like the cavemen did
It's that time of year again ... #AcademicSky
October 9, 2023 at 1:58 PM
It's that time of year again ... #AcademicSky
Can't help feeling sorry for the social-physics arxiv bot posting so bravely into the void
October 9, 2023 at 8:26 AM
Can't help feeling sorry for the social-physics arxiv bot posting so bravely into the void
I really like this place, but the truth is I cannot delete my Twitter account as long as NBC Dad is still tweeting
October 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM
I really like this place, but the truth is I cannot delete my Twitter account as long as NBC Dad is still tweeting
New-mom desk setup; not approved by my physiotherapist but definitely approved by baby Alma
September 30, 2023 at 11:42 AM
New-mom desk setup; not approved by my physiotherapist but definitely approved by baby Alma
Show me your pet and who they're named after
September 28, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Show me your pet and who they're named after
