Alice D. Einander
@alicedurcheinander.bsky.social
Infovore, neurovore, disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Proof of cat provided upon demand or provocation. She/hers/elle.
Oh, gods. May the cat’s memory be for a blessing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Oh, gods. May the cat’s memory be for a blessing.
Oh, I have EMBRACED my “let me White Middle-Aged Lady all over this shit” era. “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed. Also, I’m mad.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Oh, I have EMBRACED my “let me White Middle-Aged Lady all over this shit” era. “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed. Also, I’m mad.”
I call that The Other Shoe. Every time things are going smoothly, I look for a rain of Other Shoes. FWIW, they usually ghost me, but the stress remains.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I call that The Other Shoe. Every time things are going smoothly, I look for a rain of Other Shoes. FWIW, they usually ghost me, but the stress remains.
Also I got to have breakfast with her in my previous life as a bookpusher and you best believe I Pushed after that
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Also I got to have breakfast with her in my previous life as a bookpusher and you best believe I Pushed after that
I am an Oh Shit I Have A New Kelly Armstrong Please Cancel My Day Now as well
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I am an Oh Shit I Have A New Kelly Armstrong Please Cancel My Day Now as well
Has worked. Twice.
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Has worked. Twice.
How else are we supposed to get housing costs back to an affordable level?
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How else are we supposed to get housing costs back to an affordable level?
attendez, c’est pas la norme ici?
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
attendez, c’est pas la norme ici?
there was a roundabout, obviously conceived by an evil UrbanPlanner, that always had a family of groundhogs in the middle perplexed at why there was so much traffic :(
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
there was a roundabout, obviously conceived by an evil UrbanPlanner, that always had a family of groundhogs in the middle perplexed at why there was so much traffic :(
Montreal?
a woman in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a mirror .
ALT: a woman in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a mirror .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Montreal?
that was also my strategy in similar circumstances :( may his memory be a revolution
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
that was also my strategy in similar circumstances :( may his memory be a revolution
I will raise my hand to say No Dude Not Ok. Also (as a footnote,fuck you for thinking that was ok).
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I will raise my hand to say No Dude Not Ok. Also (as a footnote,fuck you for thinking that was ok).
Something Funny Happened on the Way to the Forum (aw, hell, just…all of Sondheim, really)
October 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Something Funny Happened on the Way to the Forum (aw, hell, just…all of Sondheim, really)
shout-out to chicken hearts pan-fried in olive oil with xeres, garlic, salt and black pepper like my Papa used to make
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
shout-out to chicken hearts pan-fried in olive oil with xeres, garlic, salt and black pepper like my Papa used to make
there is a particular joy to making grilled cheese with kraft singles, wonderbread, and parkay, to be dipes in campbell’s cream of tomato
October 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
there is a particular joy to making grilled cheese with kraft singles, wonderbread, and parkay, to be dipes in campbell’s cream of tomato
Awwwwe, that’s not a grumpy Grumpy at all! She’s just waiting for defense to stop bloviating. Or she’ll bite and move on.
October 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Awwwwe, that’s not a grumpy Grumpy at all! She’s just waiting for defense to stop bloviating. Or she’ll bite and move on.
The PAWS on madame…
October 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The PAWS on madame…