Ali C
@alic.bsky.social
Cybersecurity policy, ethics and culture geek. Human <--> techie translator. Organ donation advocate. She/her. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally. Views are mine, you can't have them.
Currently having one of the most stressful days of my ENTIRE LIFE because Banks don't understand their own technology and I am SHOOK at the idiocy. Good thing *I* know how your payment systems are supposed to work. I WILL NOT BE FUCKED WITH.
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a crowd of people in a courtroom .
Alt: NO sir I will not yield! says Jimmy Stewart in some black and white courtroom drama.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Currently having one of the most stressful days of my ENTIRE LIFE because Banks don't understand their own technology and I am SHOOK at the idiocy. Good thing *I* know how your payment systems are supposed to work. I WILL NOT BE FUCKED WITH.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
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EXCLUSIVE AUCTION ALERT
Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
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Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
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December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
EXCLUSIVE AUCTION ALERT
Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
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Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
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My name is boat
And wen I'm tired
And shipping werk is not required
When all I need is little snooze
I turn to side
I block the Sooz
And wen I'm tired
And shipping werk is not required
When all I need is little snooze
I turn to side
I block the Sooz
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My name is boat
And wen I'm tired
And shipping werk is not required
When all I need is little snooze
I turn to side
I block the Sooz
And wen I'm tired
And shipping werk is not required
When all I need is little snooze
I turn to side
I block the Sooz
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Yeah, picking the medal up and putting it on your own neck is the only way you'll ever get one, Donnie 🤣🤣
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yeah, picking the medal up and putting it on your own neck is the only way you'll ever get one, Donnie 🤣🤣
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2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years."
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years."
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
How does anyone involved in this nonsense even take themselves remotely seriously 😂😂😂
I for one will not be watching any of this World Cup.
I for one will not be watching any of this World Cup.
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
How does anyone involved in this nonsense even take themselves remotely seriously 😂😂😂
I for one will not be watching any of this World Cup.
I for one will not be watching any of this World Cup.
This is so unbelievably comical, I cannot
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is so unbelievably comical, I cannot
Hahahahah this FIFA Draw is completely awful
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hahahahah this FIFA Draw is completely awful
Farage being a racist asshat is not new. So why is it suddenly news now? I'd love to see him taken down of course but why is it happening *now*, not - for example - 11/12 years ago when it would have been bloody helpful?!
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Farage being a racist asshat is not new. So why is it suddenly news now? I'd love to see him taken down of course but why is it happening *now*, not - for example - 11/12 years ago when it would have been bloody helpful?!
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North London knows what’s what.
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
North London knows what’s what.
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LOVE this shot! A perfect @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social photo.
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
LOVE this shot! A perfect @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social photo.
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Talk about intrusive…
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Talk about intrusive…
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Suddenly that first Spice Girls single takes on a whole new meaning #zigziglar
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Suddenly that first Spice Girls single takes on a whole new meaning #zigziglar
Suddenly that first Spice Girls single takes on a whole new meaning #zigziglar
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Suddenly that first Spice Girls single takes on a whole new meaning #zigziglar
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No AI is achieving the singularity any time soon, but Meta AI is further from it than some of the others.
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
No AI is achieving the singularity any time soon, but Meta AI is further from it than some of the others.
Yes! Loved that
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yes! Loved that
This, plus:
- unsubscribing from everything you may have previous unknowingly subscribed to
- sending stuff you have never heard of to your Spam folder so you never see it again
- definitely not buying anything at all today in protest at the Imported American Capitalism Day (maybe that's just me)
- unsubscribing from everything you may have previous unknowingly subscribed to
- sending stuff you have never heard of to your Spam folder so you never see it again
- definitely not buying anything at all today in protest at the Imported American Capitalism Day (maybe that's just me)
Love that feeling of waking up and deleting eleventy million Black Friday emails from my inbox.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
This, plus:
- unsubscribing from everything you may have previous unknowingly subscribed to
- sending stuff you have never heard of to your Spam folder so you never see it again
- definitely not buying anything at all today in protest at the Imported American Capitalism Day (maybe that's just me)
- unsubscribing from everything you may have previous unknowingly subscribed to
- sending stuff you have never heard of to your Spam folder so you never see it again
- definitely not buying anything at all today in protest at the Imported American Capitalism Day (maybe that's just me)
It's 30 years since Disco 2000 came out. Huh. Weird.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It's 30 years since Disco 2000 came out. Huh. Weird.
Ha, bit of a whiff of Dear Leader about all this, no?
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ha, bit of a whiff of Dear Leader about all this, no?
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November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM