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Alex Quigley
@alexquigley.bsky.social
Samantha's Dad. Inordinate amount of Chicago sports skeets. Life is long and weird, if you're lucky. Crystal Lake, Chicago, or the middle of nowhere.
Officially official: 8.5" here.
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Cocoa's audition for "Cocaine Bear 2" went really well!
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How strong you feeling about this hand?
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Welp...that game was terrible!
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Now I'm *not* saying it's time for this yet. I'm saying it's time to *start preparing* for this time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you missed out on last night's incredible aurora, you're gonna get another chance tonight. The Sun basically burped at us twice a couple of days ago, and the second one is impacting our atmosphere right about now. #sunburps
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
IT'S HAPPENING
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Birthday vibes today
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is how incredibly stupidly out the guy was
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'll stop after this but I SCARED MY DOG LAUGHING
October 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Seriously, the fake ads in @theonion.com print edition make me laugh out loud
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I think this one's for you
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Fly that flag, Brewers!
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Oh wow, they're keeping it accurate
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
October 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Live look-in at the Milwaukee Brewers' NLCS experience:
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Haha, wow
October 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I mean
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
HONH HONH HONH, I AM IN PAR-EE
October 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Bad: my internet is out

Good: new @theonion.com in the mailbox today requires no internet
September 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sweet merciful crap, this is ball control porn

(Maybe don't google that phrase)
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM