Alex Banks
@alexcerne.bsky.social
Any name from the Narnia series, humans and animals, works.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Any name from the Narnia series, humans and animals, works.
They've been called Americans since before the revolutionary war. There's nothing presumptuous about it and everyone just else in North and South America has no problem with it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
They've been called Americans since before the revolutionary war. There's nothing presumptuous about it and everyone just else in North and South America has no problem with it.
It's an idea that has been come up in my entire life as a Canadian
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It's an idea that has been come up in my entire life as a Canadian
Second lunch is the most important meal of the day.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Second lunch is the most important meal of the day.
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That's why they had to tear down the Hard Rock Hotel. They kept having to rebuild the giant guitar that got hit 2 or 3 times a week. Shits expensive!
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That's why they had to tear down the Hard Rock Hotel. They kept having to rebuild the giant guitar that got hit 2 or 3 times a week. Shits expensive!
The reason you never hear about a Con-Air situation in the news is that they happen a dozen times a week so it's not newsworthy.
In newsrooms they call a non story like a dog biting a man a Con-Air
In newsrooms they call a non story like a dog biting a man a Con-Air
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The reason you never hear about a Con-Air situation in the news is that they happen a dozen times a week so it's not newsworthy.
In newsrooms they call a non story like a dog biting a man a Con-Air
In newsrooms they call a non story like a dog biting a man a Con-Air
Your cat has the facial hair of a 17th century British aristocrat
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Your cat has the facial hair of a 17th century British aristocrat
Start taking a finger from every associate that does this.
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Start taking a finger from every associate that does this.
No reason she shouldn't write 75 of these things.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No reason she shouldn't write 75 of these things.
Green Moses.
That works
That works
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Green Moses.
That works
That works
This type of gas pumps are still used in all the stations that take our fleet cards. Making a green hand figure it out in their own is a fun game.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This type of gas pumps are still used in all the stations that take our fleet cards. Making a green hand figure it out in their own is a fun game.
"The Peninsula war, but dragons" I just assume that has a major gay romance in it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"The Peninsula war, but dragons" I just assume that has a major gay romance in it.
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“Prison Abolition” being fancy-talk for honor killings and revenge is quite the punchline set up by an incredible joke.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Prison Abolition” being fancy-talk for honor killings and revenge is quite the punchline set up by an incredible joke.
I thought getting yelled at for entirely mainstream takes was why one had a Threads account.
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I thought getting yelled at for entirely mainstream takes was why one had a Threads account.
Does that include putting up lights?
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Does that include putting up lights?
Antlers, the canine cocaine.
Lucy looks so happy and healthy in your photos. She's a good dog
Lucy looks so happy and healthy in your photos. She's a good dog
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Antlers, the canine cocaine.
Lucy looks so happy and healthy in your photos. She's a good dog
Lucy looks so happy and healthy in your photos. She's a good dog
I've been worried recently that Lucy hasn't been getting enough fries. This is a good sign
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I've been worried recently that Lucy hasn't been getting enough fries. This is a good sign
This is Eastern Canadian erasure
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This is Eastern Canadian erasure
This must be so satisfying for you and him.
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This must be so satisfying for you and him.
Only legal use for pickles here is pickled green beans for cesars and that's highly regulated
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Only legal use for pickles here is pickled green beans for cesars and that's highly regulated
An amazing medical advance that saves us form uncountable misery, but is essentially what you'd do for a wilting house plant.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
An amazing medical advance that saves us form uncountable misery, but is essentially what you'd do for a wilting house plant.