Alexander Fox
@alexanderfox1.bsky.social
Scriptwriter and comedian. “Excellent” - Jack Dee. “Hilarious” - British Vogue.
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Noah, 2348 BC.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Noah, 2348 BC.
Noah, 2348 BC.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Noah, 2348 BC.
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Didn’t know Zendaya was such a fan of the Reverend Doctor Ian Paisley.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Didn’t know Zendaya was such a fan of the Reverend Doctor Ian Paisley.
Didn’t know Zendaya was such a fan of the Reverend Doctor Ian Paisley.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Didn’t know Zendaya was such a fan of the Reverend Doctor Ian Paisley.
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Finally, some goddamn respect for our fallen heroes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Finally, some goddamn respect for our fallen heroes.
Finally, some goddamn respect for our fallen heroes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Finally, some goddamn respect for our fallen heroes.
It really feels like winter now. Finally, time for what I do best: wrap myself in a cheap coarse blanket and worry about my 9% student loan while watching Frasier on an irreparably-cracked iPhone 6. Bliss.
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It really feels like winter now. Finally, time for what I do best: wrap myself in a cheap coarse blanket and worry about my 9% student loan while watching Frasier on an irreparably-cracked iPhone 6. Bliss.
Have any 20-something British comedians said that "Trump" is another word for "fart", ideally on a Radio 4 comedy quiz? I dunno, might help with all this BBC stuff?
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Have any 20-something British comedians said that "Trump" is another word for "fart", ideally on a Radio 4 comedy quiz? I dunno, might help with all this BBC stuff?
What about in adulthood, same result yes? Yes??
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What about in adulthood, same result yes? Yes??
I miss this. People living in the moment. Just a group of disaffected samurai plotting the overthrow of the Meiji Dynasty. Not a cell phone in sight.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I miss this. People living in the moment. Just a group of disaffected samurai plotting the overthrow of the Meiji Dynasty. Not a cell phone in sight.
The Assassination of My Bank Balance by the Coward Delicious Pints.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Assassination of My Bank Balance by the Coward Delicious Pints.
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Dangers In The Night
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Dangers In The Night
Dangers In The Night
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Dangers In The Night
I have written an 120-page spec script about therapy instead of going to therapy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I have written an 120-page spec script about therapy instead of going to therapy.
Watching Master & Commander tonight, lads
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Watching Master & Commander tonight, lads
Maybe Guy Fawkes should have tried LOVE BOMBING Parliament? Makes you think, I guess.
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Maybe Guy Fawkes should have tried LOVE BOMBING Parliament? Makes you think, I guess.
Since 2011, I have been dumped not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES on different Bonfire Nights. I’m very much a millennial Guy Fawkes.
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Since 2011, I have been dumped not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES on different Bonfire Nights. I’m very much a millennial Guy Fawkes.
Finally, they’ve done it. The smuggest show ever made.
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Finally, they’ve done it. The smuggest show ever made.
Took 93-year-old Mum to vote. She's registered blind. In a loud voice she said, “I like that you’ve become a screenwriter in your 30s. Some people say you have 0 contacts, couldn’t pick a worse time, and you’ve made a terrible mistake - but they’re just wrong.” A loud cheer went up from other voters
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Took 93-year-old Mum to vote. She's registered blind. In a loud voice she said, “I like that you’ve become a screenwriter in your 30s. Some people say you have 0 contacts, couldn’t pick a worse time, and you’ve made a terrible mistake - but they’re just wrong.” A loud cheer went up from other voters
That Uber guy? Mahatma Gandhi. Makes you think, I guess.
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
That Uber guy? Mahatma Gandhi. Makes you think, I guess.
What’s it like in your head?
November 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What’s it like in your head?
One of my students emailed to say he’s feeling anxious about returning to school tomorrow. Oh, comfortably another forty-fifty years of that feeling still to come, young fella.
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
One of my students emailed to say he’s feeling anxious about returning to school tomorrow. Oh, comfortably another forty-fifty years of that feeling still to come, young fella.
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Rick Stein is not the name of the celebrity chef, but the name of the mad scientist who created him.
May 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Rick Stein is not the name of the celebrity chef, but the name of the mad scientist who created him.