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Alex
@alex.craves.pizza
🍕 Sunderland supporter #SAFC. Gig goer. PC geek. Vinyl spinner. Crap photographer. He/him
⏯️ last.fm/user/SirRoid
🎧 https://open.spotify.com/user/coltcabana
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🎸 G I G S 2 0 2 5 🎹

🔜 Just started 2025 with an absolute banger.

MY 2024 gigs are here: bsky.app/profile/alex...
🎹 G I G S 2 0 2 4 🎸

Finally, finally, FINALLY got to my first gig of the year! Mid-March ffs! Never waited this long to see a show (pandemics aside).

Plenty lined up for the rest of the year though.
Makes me laugh when people don't give us the time of day - it's clear that many don't watch us, if they do, don't understand football.

A few AltEnding videos would enlighten many, rather than looking at some poxy little spreadsheet.
I keep trying to write off and count out Sunderland and they just keep picking up points and wins
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
See my profile pic lol (and play where's wally)

Fuck Coventry
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I was in my early 30s when I learned that Liberian people celebrate Thanksgiving.

A lass was in my team and had requested annual leave. I thought she was taking the piss, until she showed me a few photos of her family and church.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This isn't the Manchester (/Salford) I remember! Fantastic night, decent venue, that Aviva.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
📍 Aviva Studios, Manchester
🍺 Manchester Union Pale Ale
💸 £6.50

Impressive venue - can't wait for The Last Dinner Party!
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Why is the cuck chair about 90 feet away from the bed? @premierinn.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
People can moan about the EV milage tax (which isn't going into force until 2028), but I did just over 5000 between previous MOTs (£151). UK's average milage is 7400 (£222).

Yearly T&W Metro season ticket is £900+, Network One is £1400+.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
📍 Salford
Lovely view, overlooking the river 😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Gateshead AFC were helped out of the league by neighbouring Newcastle not voting for their reelection.
Redheugh Park, Gateshead.

Original, rustic, and authentic.

From the tin roof to the steelworks in the background, this is a ground that was close to its heritage and its people.

Sadly, Redheugh Park and their tenants, Gateshead AFC, are no longer with us.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
On the coach to Manchester (via Boro and Leeds), with no leg room. It's gonna be a long one...
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Noooo, gutted. I was kinda hoping they'd remake Yuri's Revenge.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Reposted by Alex
29 years ago today, Grampa Simpson walked into (and out of) the Maison Derrière and a meme was born. “Bart After Dark” premiered November 24, 1996.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
📍 Boiler Shop, Newcastle
🍺 Camden Eazy IPA (Camden Brewery)
💸 £6.90

Still on a hyper-political one. Ha'way Lambrini Girls!
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Reposted by Alex
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The church that my mam and dad were married in
Evening! I'd be here all day if we documented every single church in Sunderland, but we'll give it a go. This one certainly isn't worth missing too - the Christ Church on Ryhope Road, built to serve the affluent classes surrounding.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
£2.89 in Spoons. Wouldn't cry is the City Hall and O2 cunts folded.

Newcastle Student Union (in the basement, for gigs) is a Spoons bar and isn't that bad.
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
81 atm. Legend
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
📍 Newcastle City Hall
🍺 Stonewall Inn IPA (Brooklyn)
💸 £8.00 - EIGHT FUCKING QUID A PINT

Awaiting Kneecap
🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Geertruida's swing-and-miss, and post-game handbags, really summing up today's performance 🙄

Le Fee easily the best player in our side today.

#SAFC
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ballard has been so poor today, pleased to see Alderete back.

#SAFC
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Thought Wilson's movement had been poor today, couple of times he was the easy pass for Traore and Le Fee, but moved away.

#SAFC
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wow! Given Roefs' big boot, Le Fee's first touch was unreal! A whisker away with the shot, too

#SAFC
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Xhaka gives his jacket to the young #SAFC mascot, in the pouring rain at Craven Cottage

My fucking captain 🫡❤️
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM