AlderFish
@alderfish.bsky.social
from nowhere to now here
Boston, MA
Boston, MA
We’re all in bed now with 5yo
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
We’re all in bed now with 5yo
They knew what they were signing up for
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
They knew what they were signing up for
Because I’m too busy posting
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Because I’m too busy posting
He’s always right lol
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
He’s always right lol
That’s right, he knows
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
That’s right, he knows
Yeah and August obviously
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Yeah and August obviously
see also MAAAAAAM MEATLOAFFFFFFFF
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
see also MAAAAAAM MEATLOAFFFFFFFF
That’s what I keep saying!
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
That’s what I keep saying!
Not as intensive but Stuart once went outside and ate raisins my kid had left on the wall. Emergency vet trip. Dogs man.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Not as intensive but Stuart once went outside and ate raisins my kid had left on the wall. Emergency vet trip. Dogs man.
Nah. They’re dogs. It’s impossible to predict sometimes what they’re going to do. Glad he’s doing better. He’s a very good boy.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Nah. They’re dogs. It’s impossible to predict sometimes what they’re going to do. Glad he’s doing better. He’s a very good boy.
Love a good posting hole
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Love a good posting hole
Jonathan changed it to octopussy
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Jonathan changed it to octopussy
Gladly while chewing my free railing candy!
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Gladly while chewing my free railing candy!
Alexander. This is blasphemy. Why do you hate coffee and delight
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Alexander. This is blasphemy. Why do you hate coffee and delight
You should watch it again for pleasure!
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You should watch it again for pleasure!
No it’s great! This one specifically. Only this one.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No it’s great! This one specifically. Only this one.
It’s ok to eat pasta like that! I’m not judging!
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s ok to eat pasta like that! I’m not judging!
Oh so that’s why baby got back
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh so that’s why baby got back
How is Maggie still a baby?!
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
How is Maggie still a baby?!
You can’t encourage him! It’s like feeding a gremlin after midnight!
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You can’t encourage him! It’s like feeding a gremlin after midnight!
Next you’re going to tell me elf isn’t the best Christmas movie of all time
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Next you’re going to tell me elf isn’t the best Christmas movie of all time