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AlderFish
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When Duck decides its bedtime
A silver poodle leaning on my chair with his wet chin on a brand new clean towel.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Jonathan changed it to octopussy
The silver poodle is now asleep
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Daily duck tariff: when some drunk guys yelling outside scare the shit out of you while you’re on your walk and then when you get back daddy’s watching saving private Ryan
A silver poodle lying on the couch staring up at the tv out of frame he looks terrified. A still image of the beginning of saving private Ryan
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Stuart loves hotels.
A Norfolk terrier looking out a hotel room window over Boston
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Daily duck tariff
A silver poodle with his paws up on the sink facing away from me turns his head back to look at me, his eyes are playful and funny.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Amazing!! This was mine.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Daily duck tariff: when someone dropped the best piece of turkey on the floor and you ate it
A photo of a man sitting on the couch eating peanuts while a small brown dog waits below for one to fall but a silver poodle is fast asleep curled up on the couch because he already got the best piece of turkey earlier. Closer up of the silver poodle curled up sleeping.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Daily duck tariff: when a friend spots you
A white golden retriever on her driveway has come out to say hi to a small brown terrier and a silver poodle. In the second photo she has bounced away with excitement.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Happy Wednesday
A yellow don’t tread of me flag with bevis holding two guns up in the air in his classic pose as the head of the snake. The words “are you threatening me?” At the bottom of the flag.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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This is the only 3D printed chicken I know of
4 baby chicks sitting on a mess of roosts looking at the camera and kind of around.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Daily duck tariff: pretending
A silver poodle on the couch “sleeping” Same silver poodle same place now he’s licking his nose while “sleeping.” Same as the first picture except it’s a newer picture. Same silver poodle but now his eyes are open because he knows he wasn’t fooling anyone.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Stuart judgement:
A very blurry smol brown dog curled up in a much too small for him cat bed that he refuses to give up. He looks a bit surprised.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Daily duck tariff: “where the duck were you?!”
A silver poodle lying down regally on the couch looks at me accusingly for having spent the night out with friends while he was forced to hang out with the fun sitter/friend who he loves. How dare.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Daily duck tariff: when you sneeze
A silver poodle curled up on a tan couch. He’s very close up. He’s glaring at me. The tv is on in the background.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Dog can help:
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Yes! Liddie would like to speak to the manager!
A gray hen staring intently at the camera
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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“I got a treat here two days ago.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Ok folks we’re back for now
A silver poodle with an orange ball in his mouth play bowing to me
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Im sorry I know I keep posting pictures but this is hilarious- you all know how much he hates to be outside by himself for long but because of “the events” he’s refusing to come back in and trying to hide behind a plant.
A silver poodle out on the lawn, hiding behind the thin stems of a plant, staring at me while refusing to come back inside.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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The dog will literally not come anywhere near me. He’s only letting Jonathan deal with him.
A silver poodle refusing to come out of the car, looking at me as though I have a knife. A silver poodle standing at the bottom of the garage stairs, far away, staring at me as though I’ve killed his whole family while refusing to come inside with me. A fucking silver poodle across the room letting Jonathan pet him and hug him while staring at me accusingly.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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“No.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Daily duck tariff: hiding
A silver poodle hiding from me under the table
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Guys…ewww
Same pictures again close up
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM