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Señor Beto
@albthere.bsky.social
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🇲🇽🇺🇸 - 🌈Ally - Indigenous -❌ 👑 Anti-Fash - ❌ H8 ❌ Genocide, ❌Climate Change ❌ Guns -No Human Being is illegal - #M4A - Union 💪🏽 - 🤎🕉️✌🏽- Empathy≠Weakness

“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.” -Rumi
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Ridiculous, you say?

This is how STUPID #MAGA actually is. 🤷🏽‍♂️
Cartoon by Geoff Coates Depicts “king” Trump passing on a huge bag of money to a “Health” insurance Company Executive wearing a suit, while, on the other side there’s a mortified scrawny patient wearing a hospital gown, a MAGA hat and an IV out of one arm while holding a huge itemized bill on his other hand. Trump tells the stupid, poor bastard: “DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BUDDY. WE CAN STILL HATE TRANS PEOPLE TOGETHER.” 😜
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Talk to my lawyer. 🤪
Screenshot from a headline in the Manchester Evening News: Man who stole Viagra from pharmacy is not a 'hardened criminal' says his lawyer.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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#NigelFarage 🤮 💩 🐸
Picture of Nigel Farage in the background while an angry white man scrolls his phone. Below, the headline reads: “Saying racist things not racist, insist racists”
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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#MartinBally
Martin Bally, Campbell Soup Company’s Vice President and Chief Information Security Officer, is allegedly heard disparaging the company’s products and insulting the people who buy them. “We have shit for fucking poor people! Who buys our shit? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore,” he said.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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he looks like an overstuffed chalupa himself 🤮 #RubénGallego
Mr. judge and jury of women’s hotness: Rubén Burrito Gallego ladies and gentlemen
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Millionaire Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Says Move To a Red State To Lower you costs.

—motherfucker, I live in a goddamned red 🤮 state and can’t afford shit! #Indiana
US treasury secretary Scott Bessent appearing on tv speaking out of his ass because his mouth knows better 😡
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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“Who geeves a fook about Kreesmuhs” 2025 Edition
Melanoma Epstein Visa Hoe standing in front of the White House Christmas Tree being hailed by a horde-drawn cart.
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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MAGA couple posing for a picture 🤪
Proud couple. Man’s T-shirt reads: “I met my wife on Ancestry dot com”.
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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“MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS”

👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
Sydney Lowell’s mugshot Rudy Giuliani sweating hair dye. Lindsey Halligan in shorts being all scholarly and shit.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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🎼 ¡Que digan que estoy dormido
y que me traigan a ti!

México lindo y querido
🎶 si muero lejos, de tiiiiiiii 🎵
El Papá cantando con mucho sentimiento “México lindo y querido”
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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🤪 Quotation marks are important 🤣
Someone quote posted: “Sending this to my students to explain why you put titles in quotes...” The post in question reads: “Avril Lavigne singing Bite Me on The Dick Clark Rockin New Years Eve 2022 Show.
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Nice cartoon, apt for traitor Dino #JohnFetterman
Panel one Man asks another man with a dog “Does he bite?” Panel two Owner responds “No but he can hurt you in other ways” Panel three The dog tells the man “How’s your book selling?” Panel four Man cries
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I AGREE WITH GOD TO A CERTAIN EXTENT, BUT THE FACT THAT HE SET LIMITS TO INTELLIGENCE BUT NOT TO STUPIDITY, I REALLY RESENT HIM THAT.

—KONRAD ADENAUER
Konrad Hermann Joseph Adenauer (5 January 1876 – 19 April 1967) was a German statesman and politician who served as the first chancellor of West Germany from 1949 to 1963. From 1946 to 1966, he was the first leader of the Christian Democratic Union (CDU), a newly founded Christian democratic party, which became the dominant force in the country under his leadership.
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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#AbolishICE thugs
Picture of a fully armored ICE thug. The header reads: “These ICE agents walk around like they're special ops. Bro, calm down, you got rejected by che military and now you're raiding aco trucks like it's Call of Duty.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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My passion is Marketing
Christmas Sign at a store advertising “Head” products. Banner reads above the brand name: Season of Giving!
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Gonna tell my grandkids these were the bluesky elders
This is Aro's 18th-century style costume from The Twilight Saga: New Moon, consisting of a taupe silk coat with lace filigree, worn during a flashback scene.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Attention #Magats

The Roberts’ #SCOTUS gave the criminal-in-Chief immunity for “official acts”.

YOU are NOT immune from prosecution for crimes committed.

Kthnxbye!
Chump and his Epstein Visa piece visit the troops whom he called “losers and suckers”
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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WHEN PIGS FLY
AI screenshot of the Pig flying an airplane over protesters and dousing them with diarrhea
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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A preoccupation with the next world clearly shows an inability to cope credibly with this one.

—Richard K. Morgan
Christian Nationalist hordes worship Trump the Pedophile asshole.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Jesus!!!
Look at the time!!!!
An image of Jesus looking up. A clock has been installed in the general area where he’s facing.
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Globalize the enchilada.
Red sauce enchiladas Green salsa enchiladas
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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A moment of silence for all the big city, suit-wearing slickers who are about to get dumped by their girlfriends for a small-town guy wearing flannel in Hallmark movies this holiday season 😢
Small-town guy wearing a flannel shirt striking a conversation with a girl
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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"Fuel prices going up don't affect me…I only ever put $20 in."

#Magats
Proud MAGA idiot posing next to his trump truck.
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Musical Sunday
Larry Ferrari’s album cover. Tulips on my Organ and other songs from Holland…
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Eye opener. Chela da de Victoria.

🍻
Victoria beer from México. Nice Día de los muertos label 😜
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM