Ivan Moore
@alaskasurvey.bsky.social
Recovered political operative. Pollster. Science is everything. 🇬🇧Football is called football because you hit the ball with your feet. Fan of intemperate and unrestrained language. Opinions my own.
My god, this is so WEIRD. No one does this. Why am I bombarded with these psycho shaver ads?
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My god, this is so WEIRD. No one does this. Why am I bombarded with these psycho shaver ads?
Trump wearing his Narcissistic Douchebag of the Year medal.
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Trump wearing his Narcissistic Douchebag of the Year medal.
Trumpy got his Bargain Bin Peace Prize! Yay!!
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Trumpy got his Bargain Bin Peace Prize! Yay!!
Why is it some people who earn good money and are in prominent public positions find it SO HARD to properly fit a shirt around their necks? @dieworkwear.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why is it some people who earn good money and are in prominent public positions find it SO HARD to properly fit a shirt around their necks? @dieworkwear.bsky.social
I’m told that Costco has a special today on 1.5L bottles of purified MAGA tears! Just $19.99!
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m told that Costco has a special today on 1.5L bottles of purified MAGA tears! Just $19.99!
This is what the richest man in the world is worried about over on the Hellsite.
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is what the richest man in the world is worried about over on the Hellsite.
"Dude, wake up..."
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"Dude, wake up..."
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“President Trump’s cardiovascular imaging is perfectly normal." - Trump's doctor
And he's 6'3" and 210 lbs.
And he's 6'3" and 210 lbs.
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“President Trump’s cardiovascular imaging is perfectly normal." - Trump's doctor
And he's 6'3" and 210 lbs.
And he's 6'3" and 210 lbs.
Glad to see Trump admitting that his orders have been illegal.
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Glad to see Trump admitting that his orders have been illegal.
I’m one of those foreign-born people in the US, you fucking mental-case nutjob.
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I’m one of those foreign-born people in the US, you fucking mental-case nutjob.
A good thing is happening in the UK…
Here’s a chart of polling results depicting voting intention at the next general election.
Red is Labour - tanking
Dark blue is Conservative - flatlining
Light blue is Reform - peaking
Orange is Lib Dem - eroding
Green is Green! - Wow!
Here’s a chart of polling results depicting voting intention at the next general election.
Red is Labour - tanking
Dark blue is Conservative - flatlining
Light blue is Reform - peaking
Orange is Lib Dem - eroding
Green is Green! - Wow!
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
A good thing is happening in the UK…
Here’s a chart of polling results depicting voting intention at the next general election.
Red is Labour - tanking
Dark blue is Conservative - flatlining
Light blue is Reform - peaking
Orange is Lib Dem - eroding
Green is Green! - Wow!
Here’s a chart of polling results depicting voting intention at the next general election.
Red is Labour - tanking
Dark blue is Conservative - flatlining
Light blue is Reform - peaking
Orange is Lib Dem - eroding
Green is Green! - Wow!
A racist and a liar.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A racist and a liar.
There’s also no specific provision in the Constitution that says that a lawyer can’t be a corrupt, pandering weasel.
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
There’s also no specific provision in the Constitution that says that a lawyer can’t be a corrupt, pandering weasel.
The great thing about the Trump administration, from a resister standpoint anyway, is that incompetence isn’t punished. Which dooms them to remain incompetent.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The great thing about the Trump administration, from a resister standpoint anyway, is that incompetence isn’t punished. Which dooms them to remain incompetent.
Someone grab him by the neck-vagina! Just make sure you wipe the mess off your hands after.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Someone grab him by the neck-vagina! Just make sure you wipe the mess off your hands after.
I have the smallest little hands, look!
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I have the smallest little hands, look!
Here’s the best explanation of the Trump-Mamdani fawnfest…
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Here’s the best explanation of the Trump-Mamdani fawnfest…
Brown-skinned CBP are the worst.
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Brown-skinned CBP are the worst.
Does he just like the swarthy middle-eastern types?
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Does he just like the swarthy middle-eastern types?
He looks at Zohran like he looked at Bonesaw.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
He looks at Zohran like he looked at Bonesaw.
Trump’s disapprove this morning is up over 55% for the first time.
Release the files!!
Release the files!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Trump’s disapprove this morning is up over 55% for the first time.
Release the files!!
Release the files!!
On Page 1 with some pretty big names…
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
On Page 1 with some pretty big names…