Alan Kelly
@akellyucc.bsky.social
Personal ramblings about the world we live in and life in general, especially science and culture. Frequent puns and dogs. Professor and food scientist at @ucc.bsky.social
I’m going to put a pin in that so we can circle back to it later
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m going to put a pin in that so we can circle back to it later
Is that a Springsteen song?
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Is that a Springsteen song?
My most niche science joke from my discipline relates to the fact that we diagnose mastitis in cows by the count of somatic (white blood) cells in the milk…..
“How do you know a cow only thinks it has mastitis?”
“It has a high psychosomatic cell count”
“How do you know a cow only thinks it has mastitis?”
“It has a high psychosomatic cell count”
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My most niche science joke from my discipline relates to the fact that we diagnose mastitis in cows by the count of somatic (white blood) cells in the milk…..
“How do you know a cow only thinks it has mastitis?”
“It has a high psychosomatic cell count”
“How do you know a cow only thinks it has mastitis?”
“It has a high psychosomatic cell count”
“I’ve got a Bacillus problem”
“Is it cereus?”
“Yes very”
“Is it cereus?”
“Yes very”
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“I’ve got a Bacillus problem”
“Is it cereus?”
“Yes very”
“Is it cereus?”
“Yes very”
They’re just jealous that the new president already has a railway station named after her
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
They’re just jealous that the new president already has a railway station named after her
The adventures of Sir Liesalot
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The adventures of Sir Liesalot
That would be quite the feet alright
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That would be quite the feet alright
They’re Caracas if they do
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
They’re Caracas if they do
Concepts of a plan perhaps
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Concepts of a plan perhaps