AJ Gonzalez
@ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social
Husband, father, musician, writer, cook, friend. Baseball/Basketball and pop culture. Be a good person. He/him
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two men are standing next to each other in a parking lot at night
Alt: two men are standing next to each other in a parking lot at night. One is a guitarist with a huge confused ego, the other is a young aspiring rock writer whose innocence is leaving.
media.tenor.com
Most people watch Almost Famous like tourists.
I watch it like someone reading my own diary written by someone else. I've been both William and a few of the band members in my life, and this film, for me, is complete perfection.
I watch it like someone reading my own diary written by someone else. I've been both William and a few of the band members in my life, and this film, for me, is complete perfection.
Giants suck. Refusing to spend.
The Giants reportedly don’t anticipate making a nine-figure investment in Japanese ace Tatsuya Imai or other free-agent pitchers
Giants reportedly don't anticipate meeting price tag for star Japanese pitcher Tatsuya Imai
The San Francisco Giants reportedly don't anticipate meeting Japanese right-hander Tatsuya Imai's nine-figure price tag.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Giants suck. Refusing to spend.
Got DAMN!
@thundercrat.bsky.social I still love Steven Adams even if I hate all Houston teams. This was nasty.
@thundercrat.bsky.social I still love Steven Adams even if I hate all Houston teams. This was nasty.
Steven Adams with the block on one end then the dunk at the other.
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Got DAMN!
@thundercrat.bsky.social I still love Steven Adams even if I hate all Houston teams. This was nasty.
@thundercrat.bsky.social I still love Steven Adams even if I hate all Houston teams. This was nasty.
Sometimes I miss working at a resort restaurant for the jokes and the bullshitting.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sometimes I miss working at a resort restaurant for the jokes and the bullshitting.
Ellie (10 year old) and I were watching Dante's peak today and she dropped an elite level dad joke just before it started.
"Hold on to your ash!"
Definitely my daughter 😃
"Hold on to your ash!"
Definitely my daughter 😃
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ellie (10 year old) and I were watching Dante's peak today and she dropped an elite level dad joke just before it started.
"Hold on to your ash!"
Definitely my daughter 😃
"Hold on to your ash!"
Definitely my daughter 😃
Apparently when we went to this site I cleaned up 😂
@ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social has swears! They've used 94 profanities in their last 1,501 posts.
🥇 "shit" (16 times)
🥈 "hell" (15 times)
🥉 "damn" (12 times)
🥇 "shit" (16 times)
🥈 "hell" (15 times)
🥉 "damn" (12 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Apparently when we went to this site I cleaned up 😂
Home Alone 1&2 are on, the tree is decorated, and bourbon is in the Glencairn glass.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Home Alone 1&2 are on, the tree is decorated, and bourbon is in the Glencairn glass.
Homemade thanksgiving plate that I had to make on the fly cuz we weren't supposed to be home. (Luke got sick)
Roast
Mashed potatoes
Gravy
Roast
Mashed potatoes
Gravy
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Homemade thanksgiving plate that I had to make on the fly cuz we weren't supposed to be home. (Luke got sick)
Roast
Mashed potatoes
Gravy
Roast
Mashed potatoes
Gravy
Macy's Day Parade:
Show the damn floats! Less talking!
Show the damn floats! Less talking!
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Macy's Day Parade:
Show the damn floats! Less talking!
Show the damn floats! Less talking!
Maya Hawke's voice sounds just like her mother's.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Maya Hawke's voice sounds just like her mother's.
Somehow in a year he will be doing Dancing with the Stars looking like he's in the Best Shape of His Life.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Somehow in a year he will be doing Dancing with the Stars looking like he's in the Best Shape of His Life.
Keep your turkey and stuffing. I'm making a tomatillos salsa and an apple pie later.
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Keep your turkey and stuffing. I'm making a tomatillos salsa and an apple pie later.
So what I'm seeing is Kris Dunn has feelings cuz Luka cooks him.
What a baby back.....
What a baby back.....
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So what I'm seeing is Kris Dunn has feelings cuz Luka cooks him.
What a baby back.....
What a baby back.....
Reposted by AJ Gonzalez
For my LA people (most of you)
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
For my LA people (most of you)
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
For my LA people (most of you)
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
For my LA people (most of you)
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
It wasn't a Ponzi scheme. It was a food pyramid scheme.
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It wasn't a Ponzi scheme. It was a food pyramid scheme.
Reposted by AJ Gonzalez
I don't have AS strong opinions on some. Just a few.
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I don't have AS strong opinions on some. Just a few.
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Playing "Lover You Should've Come Over" on guitar and singing it is diabolically difficult. Enjoying this challenge.
a man is singing into a microphone with the words it 's never over written above him
Alt: A Jeff Buckley gif with the lyrics "it's never over"
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Playing "Lover You Should've Come Over" on guitar and singing it is diabolically difficult. Enjoying this challenge.
Up since 5:30 and I am just getting home now at 1 EST. I probably look like Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller 's Day Off.
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Up since 5:30 and I am just getting home now at 1 EST. I probably look like Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller 's Day Off.
I don't have AS strong opinions on some. Just a few.
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I don't have AS strong opinions on some. Just a few.
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Miller watching this photo op from behind the press pool:
a man in a space helmet is looking out of a window .
Alt: a man in a space helmet is looking a 3D tesseract, hanging, and yelling, "NO!"
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Miller watching this photo op from behind the press pool:
Stu Lantz was here!?
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Stu Lantz was here!?
Wow. November of 2018 I wrote this and got absolutely roasted on Twitter.
Hmmm...by the way the owner of Dodgers Nation gave me an earful about this piece and told me not to virtue signal. Sigh.
Hmmm...by the way the owner of Dodgers Nation gave me an earful about this piece and told me not to virtue signal. Sigh.
Why The Dodgers Shouldn't Want Trevor Bauer
We break down the negatives of current Cleveland pitcher Trevor Bauer, and discuss why the Los Angeles Dodgers should discuss trades to acquire him.
dodgersnation.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wow. November of 2018 I wrote this and got absolutely roasted on Twitter.
Hmmm...by the way the owner of Dodgers Nation gave me an earful about this piece and told me not to virtue signal. Sigh.
Hmmm...by the way the owner of Dodgers Nation gave me an earful about this piece and told me not to virtue signal. Sigh.
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The only correct HOF ballot
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The only correct HOF ballot