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The alt, because…obviously
Started a cut today
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’ve had a few threesomes. My ex and I had a few, and the first guy was great. Some of the best sex ever. The rest were kinda meh.
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
No. I barely leave my apartment. I’m very shy and socially awkward and self conscious.
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Best brief pic? I accidentally deleted my fave, but I thought this from last year was cute
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
No
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m an animal person in general. No preference. But I had a dog for 12 years that I loved very deeply
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Most everything I’ve wanted to experience, I have. But I would love to take my Granny to Kirstenbosch in Cape Town. She’s never left the south. She loves gardens and I think she’d love it so much. And I’d wanna take my momma to New York. And I’d wanna take them both to a book award ceremony
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I taught myself how to play piano at 19. I can kind of figure out most instruments
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I don’t love cooking. But I am good at baking. I make a very good gooey butter cake
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sexually speaking, that’s not my vibe either way
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cut. I don’t have a preference.
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Round three:

I swallow for my boyfriend
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
PR’d on Bench Press! 255!! Worn out but excited!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I can’t see without my glasses
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I don’t even know if I have an answer for this lol I haven’t done enough to know for sure.
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is hard, so I’ll just say the favorite of mine that I’ve seen the most, which is My Best Friend’s Wedding lol
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Yes, I read two or three at once. Fiction, essays, maybe an easy read or audiobook
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nothing
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Yes, plenty lol
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I don’t have a good answer to this. I don’t think I really know
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ummm…I’ve had people kiss and suck on my nipples and enjoyed it, but more often than not, I haven’t enjoyed it. They’re very sensitive and I don’t like someone pinching or biting them, and that tends to happen a lot
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’ve had two moments that come to mind—my high school best friend and her family threw me a little birthday celebration around the time I started living with them, and last year a person I was friends with planned a very special day to celebrate my birthday and it was my favorite day ever
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Honestly, there are plenty of things I would change. I was a fat kid who got picked on a lot and still struggle with my weight when I’m depressed. I hate my nose and my Neanderthal brow bone, my thin lips, how my little ears stick out. Idk. I’d be happy if anything changed on me probably lol
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Typically side or stomach
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’m typically always focused on their demeanor, trying to gauge their comfort level and stuff
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM