Ahoakia
@ahoakia.bsky.social
31, θΔ, math dragon by day (he/him), horny kaiju by night (it/its), sometimes writes as both.
Minors, bigots, and grifters will be on the receiving end of lighting breath (the block button)
Minors, bigots, and grifters will be on the receiving end of lighting breath (the block button)
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My ass saw a funny gif. And I rotoscoped it.
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My ass saw a funny gif. And I rotoscoped it.
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Feeling cute, might destroy your city later.
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Feeling cute, might destroy your city later.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of
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December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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size theft via kissing is really hot, especially when the person who's shrinking realizes what's happening but they're already too weak to get away. All they can do is squirm while they're held in place or pinned down as the thief goes in for another smooch...
#sizesky
#sizesky
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
size theft via kissing is really hot, especially when the person who's shrinking realizes what's happening but they're already too weak to get away. All they can do is squirm while they're held in place or pinned down as the thief goes in for another smooch...
#sizesky
#sizesky
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
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when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
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![Windows dialog window:
"Executive Function Error
The action you attempted: "Start simple task. "
Status: Failed to initialise.
Possible causes:
• Task looked easy, which made it suspicious
• Not enough brain tabs open
• Too many brain tabs open
• Incorrect vibes detected
• The task is in another room
[Try Again] [Panic] [Open Snack Drawer]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidbthsmlute7bg3iijq6bp2d7opcnsag7ntqxtgmxa3kcukfletui@jpeg)
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Yo gamers why are you not talking about this more?????
Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.
Women gamers boycott global esports tournament over trans ban
Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.
bit.ly
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yo gamers why are you not talking about this more?????
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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who was going to tell me that "an unplayable game" was featured in this!!!
i'm not a big podcast person but i'm absolutely FLOORED that my game was mentioned in fucking PODQUISITION(!!!),, and on top of that laura spoke so highly of the game i almost cried this morning :))))
i'm not a big podcast person but i'm absolutely FLOORED that my game was mentioned in fucking PODQUISITION(!!!),, and on top of that laura spoke so highly of the game i almost cried this morning :))))
Podquisition 567: Unearthed Treasures
Games we played this week include:
(0:21:45) An Unplayable Game
(0:27:20) Wildwood Down
(0:29:50) Sektori
(0:37:25) Kirby Air Riders
(1:05:00) Tomb Raider Definitive Edition
jimquisition.podbean.com/e/podquisiti...
Games we played this week include:
(0:21:45) An Unplayable Game
(0:27:20) Wildwood Down
(0:29:50) Sektori
(0:37:25) Kirby Air Riders
(1:05:00) Tomb Raider Definitive Edition
jimquisition.podbean.com/e/podquisiti...
Podquisition 567: Unearthed Treasures | Jimquisition
But will we remember them next week?
Games we played this week include:(0:21:45) An Unplayable Game(0:27:20) Wildwood Down(0:29:50) Sektori(0:37:25) Kirby Air Riders(1:05:00) Tomb Raider Definitive Ed...
jimquisition.podbean.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
who was going to tell me that "an unplayable game" was featured in this!!!
i'm not a big podcast person but i'm absolutely FLOORED that my game was mentioned in fucking PODQUISITION(!!!),, and on top of that laura spoke so highly of the game i almost cried this morning :))))
i'm not a big podcast person but i'm absolutely FLOORED that my game was mentioned in fucking PODQUISITION(!!!),, and on top of that laura spoke so highly of the game i almost cried this morning :))))
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I have something special to share. We premiered this incredible video last night at the dinner auction. This is a Game Tech. This is a job Child's Play created and YOUR donations make possible! Please take a few minutes to watch this and share it if you can.
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Childs Play - "I Am a Game Tech"
This is "Childs Play - "I Am a Game Tech"" by Chris Coleman on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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December 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have something special to share. We premiered this incredible video last night at the dinner auction. This is a Game Tech. This is a job Child's Play created and YOUR donations make possible! Please take a few minutes to watch this and share it if you can.
vimeo.com/1140232457/1...
vimeo.com/1140232457/1...
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Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
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HYENABLOOD was suspended last night for a completely bullshit reason. His new album along with his song from The Bygones came out today.
Please support him especially today, as it's Bandcamp Friday. All of the money during purchases will go to him.
hyenablood.bandcamp.com/track/incand...
Please support him especially today, as it's Bandcamp Friday. All of the money during purchases will go to him.
hyenablood.bandcamp.com/track/incand...
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
HYENABLOOD was suspended last night for a completely bullshit reason. His new album along with his song from The Bygones came out today.
Please support him especially today, as it's Bandcamp Friday. All of the money during purchases will go to him.
hyenablood.bandcamp.com/track/incand...
Please support him especially today, as it's Bandcamp Friday. All of the money during purchases will go to him.
hyenablood.bandcamp.com/track/incand...
I hate this man almost as much as I hate the fact that, because he is "Canadian", this is will be written off as "kooky canuck" behavior instead of the casual ignorance that would immediately (and correctly) be attributed if an American had done the same thing.
Ok so Gretsky doesn't know how to pronounce country names lol
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I hate this man almost as much as I hate the fact that, because he is "Canadian", this is will be written off as "kooky canuck" behavior instead of the casual ignorance that would immediately (and correctly) be attributed if an American had done the same thing.
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Once a symbol of unity and hope across Europe, the Eurovision Song Contest has been turned into a pink-washing front for war criminals in Israel.
After today's decision, there must be a global boycott of Eurovision.
After today's decision, there must be a global boycott of Eurovision.
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Once a symbol of unity and hope across Europe, the Eurovision Song Contest has been turned into a pink-washing front for war criminals in Israel.
After today's decision, there must be a global boycott of Eurovision.
After today's decision, there must be a global boycott of Eurovision.
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Micros make for the perfect pit rags! 🤭
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Micros make for the perfect pit rags! 🤭
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New video today! Why Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Sam Altman and other wanna-be Silicon Valley gods love to cosplay Star Trek, all while stealing the very future they idolize from us all.
“How Tech Billionaires Turn Star Trek into Fascism”
youtu.be/V-7Spf1cLpU
“How Tech Billionaires Turn Star Trek into Fascism”
youtu.be/V-7Spf1cLpU
How Tech Billionaires Turn Star Trek into Fascism
YouTube video by Jessie Gender
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December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
New video today! Why Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Sam Altman and other wanna-be Silicon Valley gods love to cosplay Star Trek, all while stealing the very future they idolize from us all.
“How Tech Billionaires Turn Star Trek into Fascism”
youtu.be/V-7Spf1cLpU
“How Tech Billionaires Turn Star Trek into Fascism”
youtu.be/V-7Spf1cLpU
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"GenAI lets disabled people be creative"
Beyond the usual rebuttals to that dumb statement,
Art is also a reflection of the artist's life and experience. A disability brings a unique, special perspective to create art from, the only thing genAI will do is whitewash it into the statistical average
Beyond the usual rebuttals to that dumb statement,
Art is also a reflection of the artist's life and experience. A disability brings a unique, special perspective to create art from, the only thing genAI will do is whitewash it into the statistical average
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"GenAI lets disabled people be creative"
Beyond the usual rebuttals to that dumb statement,
Art is also a reflection of the artist's life and experience. A disability brings a unique, special perspective to create art from, the only thing genAI will do is whitewash it into the statistical average
Beyond the usual rebuttals to that dumb statement,
Art is also a reflection of the artist's life and experience. A disability brings a unique, special perspective to create art from, the only thing genAI will do is whitewash it into the statistical average
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"If you ever think about me, and if you ain’t gonna do no revolutionary act, forget about me. I don’t want myself on your mind, if you’re not gonna work for the people."
On this day in 1969, Fred Hampton was shot to death by Chicago, Cook County and federal police as he slept in his apartment.
On this day in 1969, Fred Hampton was shot to death by Chicago, Cook County and federal police as he slept in his apartment.
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"If you ever think about me, and if you ain’t gonna do no revolutionary act, forget about me. I don’t want myself on your mind, if you’re not gonna work for the people."
On this day in 1969, Fred Hampton was shot to death by Chicago, Cook County and federal police as he slept in his apartment.
On this day in 1969, Fred Hampton was shot to death by Chicago, Cook County and federal police as he slept in his apartment.