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No racists, bigots or those who think Elon is someone to be admired. Allergic to stupid. No interest in accumulating loads of followers. Just funny/interesting ones.
MUFC.
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MUFC.
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Agwa
@agwa99.bsky.social
· Jan 23
I've got a piece in the latest @rednews.bsky.social where I re-tell anecdotes (i.e. shamelessly namedrop) about some of the interviews I did pre 2006 for Red Issue. It's probably* worth giving Barney a subscription all on its own if you aren't already a reader.
(* It isn't... But subscribe anyway)
(* It isn't... But subscribe anyway)
Do you know what's going to do for Amorim in the end? It's not 343, or subbing centre backs in every game, or picking Dalot likes he's maldini or picking uggert ahead of mainoo, or being unable to beat 10 man Everton or west ham at home.
It's that this united team is so fucking boring to watch.
It's that this united team is so fucking boring to watch.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Do you know what's going to do for Amorim in the end? It's not 343, or subbing centre backs in every game, or picking Dalot likes he's maldini or picking uggert ahead of mainoo, or being unable to beat 10 man Everton or west ham at home.
It's that this united team is so fucking boring to watch.
It's that this united team is so fucking boring to watch.
Just watched villa v arsenal & Gyokeres is total dog shit 🤣
No pace, awful first touch, can't pass, can't hold the ball up, bullied by Konsa.
The Portuguese league must be shite if he scored loads of goals. Recruiting anyone to the PL from that Sporting Lisbon team was a mistake.
Anyone.
No pace, awful first touch, can't pass, can't hold the ball up, bullied by Konsa.
The Portuguese league must be shite if he scored loads of goals. Recruiting anyone to the PL from that Sporting Lisbon team was a mistake.
Anyone.
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Just watched villa v arsenal & Gyokeres is total dog shit 🤣
No pace, awful first touch, can't pass, can't hold the ball up, bullied by Konsa.
The Portuguese league must be shite if he scored loads of goals. Recruiting anyone to the PL from that Sporting Lisbon team was a mistake.
Anyone.
No pace, awful first touch, can't pass, can't hold the ball up, bullied by Konsa.
The Portuguese league must be shite if he scored loads of goals. Recruiting anyone to the PL from that Sporting Lisbon team was a mistake.
Anyone.
If you've got the wobbly gobbed tosser in to explain something to the viewers, it's probably self explanatory.
He is to education what Rooney is to diet advice and hair products.
He is to education what Rooney is to diet advice and hair products.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you've got the wobbly gobbed tosser in to explain something to the viewers, it's probably self explanatory.
He is to education what Rooney is to diet advice and hair products.
He is to education what Rooney is to diet advice and hair products.
Making my first appearance of the season at Old Trafford tonight. Traditional Mancunian weather awaits. Despite years of experience I'm still going full of hope that the shirts will put on a show.
And we've got post match hospitality even if they don't. Slurp. Hic.
UTFR.
And we've got post match hospitality even if they don't. Slurp. Hic.
UTFR.
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Making my first appearance of the season at Old Trafford tonight. Traditional Mancunian weather awaits. Despite years of experience I'm still going full of hope that the shirts will put on a show.
And we've got post match hospitality even if they don't. Slurp. Hic.
UTFR.
And we've got post match hospitality even if they don't. Slurp. Hic.
UTFR.
Anyone else think the whole bazball bollocks has run it's course now?
Apart from our usual turning up in aus with injured players or those who've hardly played recently and playing no serious warm up games, we've now added "throw your bat at anything you fancy" to the tactics.
Completely inept.
Apart from our usual turning up in aus with injured players or those who've hardly played recently and playing no serious warm up games, we've now added "throw your bat at anything you fancy" to the tactics.
Completely inept.
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Anyone else think the whole bazball bollocks has run it's course now?
Apart from our usual turning up in aus with injured players or those who've hardly played recently and playing no serious warm up games, we've now added "throw your bat at anything you fancy" to the tactics.
Completely inept.
Apart from our usual turning up in aus with injured players or those who've hardly played recently and playing no serious warm up games, we've now added "throw your bat at anything you fancy" to the tactics.
Completely inept.
Watching Chelsea losing 2-0 to Leeds at halftime and confirming my original view that Liam Delap is complete dog shit and João Pedro isn't much better.
Nice to know that there is another club even worse at recruiting than United.
Nice to know that there is another club even worse at recruiting than United.
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Watching Chelsea losing 2-0 to Leeds at halftime and confirming my original view that Liam Delap is complete dog shit and João Pedro isn't much better.
Nice to know that there is another club even worse at recruiting than United.
Nice to know that there is another club even worse at recruiting than United.
anisota.net/harvest
This is a pretty cool tool to look at your own blue sky posts and get a word cloud. No surprises in mine.😁
This is a pretty cool tool to look at your own blue sky posts and get a word cloud. No surprises in mine.😁
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
anisota.net/harvest
This is a pretty cool tool to look at your own blue sky posts and get a word cloud. No surprises in mine.😁
This is a pretty cool tool to look at your own blue sky posts and get a word cloud. No surprises in mine.😁
I watched him diving in and mouthing off at everyone in the first 25 minutes and put this bet on.
It's good to be da king. 🤣
It's good to be da king. 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I watched him diving in and mouthing off at everyone in the first 25 minutes and put this bet on.
It's good to be da king. 🤣
It's good to be da king. 🤣
Mateta was clearly auditioning for us today. Not once did he consider passing when he got the ball around the penalty area.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Mateta was clearly auditioning for us today. Not once did he consider passing when he got the ball around the penalty area.
Time to turn over to sky sports to watch....... Villa v Wolves. 😲
*Turns off*
*Turns off*
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Time to turn over to sky sports to watch....... Villa v Wolves. 😲
*Turns off*
*Turns off*
So if we'd beaten ten man Everton on Monday we would now be in third only 5 points behind Arsenal and in the title race.
Fuck me the premier league is shite.
Fuck me the premier league is shite.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So if we'd beaten ten man Everton on Monday we would now be in third only 5 points behind Arsenal and in the title race.
Fuck me the premier league is shite.
Fuck me the premier league is shite.
My telly is playing up again. Mason is still on the field after 60 mins and then scored. That's two faults. 😁
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My telly is playing up again. Mason is still on the field after 60 mins and then scored. That's two faults. 😁
The highlight of the first half was when the sun went behind a cloud
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The highlight of the first half was when the sun went behind a cloud
That wasn't a double touch
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
That wasn't a double touch
I'm making one of my increasingly rare visits to old Trafford next Thursday for the west ham game. These fuckers had better put on a show today so I don't just go to OT and stay in the bar.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I'm making one of my increasingly rare visits to old Trafford next Thursday for the west ham game. These fuckers had better put on a show today so I don't just go to OT and stay in the bar.
"I thought we were the popular front of judea?"
"No we're the people's front"
" Where's the popular front"
"He's over there"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
"No we're the people's front"
" Where's the popular front"
"He's over there"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Your Party conference thrown into chaos as Zarah Sultana boycotts first day
Sultana skips Saturday’s proceeding in solidarity with delegates expelled over links to other parties
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"I thought we were the popular front of judea?"
"No we're the people's front"
" Where's the popular front"
"He's over there"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
"No we're the people's front"
" Where's the popular front"
"He's over there"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Following on from yesterday's "five acts you've seen" thread, how about five acts you've seen that you could have put that would have made people go "eh???"
Frankie goes to Hollywood
The stray cats
Shakatak
Devo
Lena lovich
Frankie goes to Hollywood
The stray cats
Shakatak
Devo
Lena lovich
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Following on from yesterday's "five acts you've seen" thread, how about five acts you've seen that you could have put that would have made people go "eh???"
Frankie goes to Hollywood
The stray cats
Shakatak
Devo
Lena lovich
Frankie goes to Hollywood
The stray cats
Shakatak
Devo
Lena lovich
What's coming next? Now that the long throw, corner & other set pieces have shown defenders & keepers have forgotten how to defend them what's next?
I'll bet before the end of the season we get left footed left wingers going outside full backs, who also won't know how to stop it.
Can you imagine?
I'll bet before the end of the season we get left footed left wingers going outside full backs, who also won't know how to stop it.
Can you imagine?
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
What's coming next? Now that the long throw, corner & other set pieces have shown defenders & keepers have forgotten how to defend them what's next?
I'll bet before the end of the season we get left footed left wingers going outside full backs, who also won't know how to stop it.
Can you imagine?
I'll bet before the end of the season we get left footed left wingers going outside full backs, who also won't know how to stop it.
Can you imagine?
This 17yo kid playing for Bayern is a proper player.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This 17yo kid playing for Bayern is a proper player.
I'm torn about which match to watch tonight. The Arsenal v Bayern game is the obvious one, but I really really really want to watch Liverpool get beaten again. 😁
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm torn about which match to watch tonight. The Arsenal v Bayern game is the obvious one, but I really really really want to watch Liverpool get beaten again. 😁
That team had no plan B for if Everton went down to 10. That means we had no plan B for if we went down to ten either.
And the coach didn't change the shape after the sending off either, just swapped players.
So.... What exactly is the coach doing all week? Because it isn't fucking coaching.
And the coach didn't change the shape after the sending off either, just swapped players.
So.... What exactly is the coach doing all week? Because it isn't fucking coaching.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That team had no plan B for if Everton went down to 10. That means we had no plan B for if we went down to ten either.
And the coach didn't change the shape after the sending off either, just swapped players.
So.... What exactly is the coach doing all week? Because it isn't fucking coaching.
And the coach didn't change the shape after the sending off either, just swapped players.
So.... What exactly is the coach doing all week? Because it isn't fucking coaching.
This is a dog's breakfast of a coaches muddled thinking leading middling players up a cul de sac of mediocrity.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is a dog's breakfast of a coaches muddled thinking leading middling players up a cul de sac of mediocrity.
Zirkzees ability to be underneath every cross is amazing!
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Zirkzees ability to be underneath every cross is amazing!
Maguire will come on for Zirkzee and score the winner.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Maguire will come on for Zirkzee and score the winner.