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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 5h

agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 18h

Found it.

With poo and good craptain well seasoned…

agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 19h

The baby tracking app we used allowed us to add a note when logging sleep, feedings, diaper changes, etc., and I used that opportunity to christen every poop for the first 1.5 years of our son’s life with a clever name. Needless to say, predictive text now has some wild datapoints.

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 25d

Just another missed opportunity for the funniest possible brand collaboration for a US race- imagine those tortoise sections replaced by the sublime texture of “The Meats™️”

agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 25d

Per CNBC, an Apple TV subscription will now come with a subscription to F1 TV Premium included at no cost- it sounds like we still get the same product with all existing content, just via Apple rather than as a stand-alone

www.cnbc.com/2025/10/17/a...

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Oct 4

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Aug 12

Toasted ravioli flung like throwing stars

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Jul 18

Clockwise from top: Kareem Abdul-Jabbear, e e hummings, Snail Earnhardt Jr., William Floward Taft, Moose Springsteen, Ruth Bader Finsberg

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Jul 17

A golden hour disc golf round may have fixed me. Also, look at these sassy little catalpa trees

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Jul 12

Hey guys, I brought in my favorite video game. Yeah, it’s called Excel, but I’m really engrossed in this solo campaign right now, so I’m just going to play at my desk.

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Jul 9

94 Century in plum purple was my second car- probably my favorite, best memories for sure.

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · Jun 19

Rich guy named Ebenezer in Houston starting up a hip-hop record label. he calls it “Chopped and Scrooged”

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Jun 14

@spannersready.bsky.social had him sounding like Jimmy Consonants

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · May 22

Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · May 16

Guys, they put @drkarenwog.bsky.social’s car in Gran Turismo. I drive our 3 year-old to daycare in this thing constantly. If you need me, I’ll be at Nurburgring.

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · May 8

Man, what a fun idea…

Eight engined jetplaneboat with missile launchers

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · May 7

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · May 1

Another missed opportunity to acknowledge their true identity

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · Apr 19

[FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic]

Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · Apr 19

Yamamoto’s command is so good tonight. That sinker just now was filthy.

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Feb 23

My first thought was “haha, this would create such a crushing amount of response email they could never hope to actually… oh. Oh no.”

agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Feb 8

Don’t mean to alarm anyone but I just leveled up

agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Jan 31

“this edible ain’t shit”
St. Louis:

agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Jan 31

It is synthwave as hell out tonight

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Jan 24

The book is fantastic and powerful- a beautiful concept, one of my favorite purchases last year. Thank you for the effort, inspiration and talent it took to create.

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agile walrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · Jan 17