Agile Vector
@agilevector.bsky.social
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Agile Vector
@agilevector.bsky.social
· Jun 29
google maps broke and created some kind of unholy chicago singularity
BE NOT DA FRAID
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Me: and this is my dog, Max. Whoah sorry about that. I guess you see why we call him a *slobberin'* citizen!
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me: and this is my dog, Max. Whoah sorry about that. I guess you see why we call him a *slobberin'* citizen!
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
arguing with dad in his living room tollbooth, telling him he has to accept ezpass
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
arguing with dad in his living room tollbooth, telling him he has to accept ezpass
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
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playing this every time i leave a bar So People Know
Spread the word around
on what I'm told is National Jukebox Day, any occasion to share one of my fave stories ever, by @tbone.malware-virus.biz: www.vice.com/en/article/i...
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
playing this every time i leave a bar So People Know
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passed a truck advertising “boat lift” services; which if that’s anything like a face lift, I assume you just inject some boatox
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
passed a truck advertising “boat lift” services; which if that’s anything like a face lift, I assume you just inject some boatox
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
ate a cobb salad while posting. now everybody calls me bluecheesesky no matter how many mint ice cream posts i make
all posts should be Bluesky Labeled with how the poster currently smells. the phone should smell them and tell us
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ate a cobb salad while posting. now everybody calls me bluecheesesky no matter how many mint ice cream posts i make
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government shutdown means there is no longer anyone guarding the betsy ross museum. we can finally fuck the flag
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
government shutdown means there is no longer anyone guarding the betsy ross museum. we can finally fuck the flag
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a GIF
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Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
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Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother
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Our Long National Nightmare (anime version)
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Our Long National Nightmare (anime version)
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i think if you know all the lingo to describe different logical errors in online bickering then you have spent too long in the bickering space and may be engaging in a sunk-cost fallacy in regards to how you spend your screen time
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i think if you know all the lingo to describe different logical errors in online bickering then you have spent too long in the bickering space and may be engaging in a sunk-cost fallacy in regards to how you spend your screen time
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It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest
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"your pet skeletons are digging up the yard again" that's how they get into and out of their graves you dumb son of a bitch
October 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"your pet skeletons are digging up the yard again" that's how they get into and out of their graves you dumb son of a bitch
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Transporter Neurosis
(Have fun arguing about this one, heheh)
(Have fun arguing about this one, heheh)
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Transporter Neurosis
(Have fun arguing about this one, heheh)
(Have fun arguing about this one, heheh)
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October 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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when i was young and irresponsible i sent goatse to text-message spammers, but now that i am more mature, i still send goatse, but i follow it up with a description for accessibility
October 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
when i was young and irresponsible i sent goatse to text-message spammers, but now that i am more mature, i still send goatse, but i follow it up with a description for accessibility
dang, so that's what that ATV rebrand was trying to hide
Doug Lebda, the chief executive and chairman of LendingTree, an online loans marketplace, died on Sunday following an all-terrain vehicle accident on his family’s North Carolina farm, according to a company spokeswoman. He was 55.
Doug Lebda, LendingTree C.E.O. and Founder, Dies in ATV Accident
LendingTree named its chief operating officer, Scott Peyree, as its new chief executive.
nyti.ms
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
dang, so that's what that ATV rebrand was trying to hide
