"Sir, could you help me? I accidentally threw my pokeball at my Scolipede's rear and now it's stu-"

the ever-so-helpful Afromaus:

"Skillet, what would you do if there were two massive BBCs throbbing right next to you?"

guh

what the helly

progressive works

you see the joke is he's really thinking about her being butt ass naked in the elements but she keeps getting comments about her tail so she's being presumptions but you know what they say assumptions make an ass out of you and me and she's got a lotta ass

time to reupload this certified hood classic

> looking for mouse art
> ask artist if they draw mice or rats
> they don't understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is a mouse and what is a rat
> they laugh and say "it's mouse art sir"
> open post
> it's a rat

cw: irl

have a teaser ig

//cw: irl

I gotta use this more

when the game's hype is gone and your friends dont play no more so now you gotta 100% it

I put them on frfr