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· Nov 13
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#OneNeuronElon took my blue tick away.
I took myself away to here.
I took myself away to here.
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, calling bird, hen, dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, calling bird, hen, dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.
‘The time has come,’ the Massive said, ‘to talk of many things:
Of pies & VAR & long free kicks,
Of substitutes & goals.
And why the ref is always wrong,
And when Bournemouth will win.’
3 #afcb points to celebrate my return pls lad!
#utFciad
Of pies & VAR & long free kicks,
Of substitutes & goals.
And why the ref is always wrong,
And when Bournemouth will win.’
3 #afcb points to celebrate my return pls lad!
#utFciad
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December 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake...
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake...
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. They're not calling anymore. Ate them.
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. They're not calling anymore. Ate them.
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On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them. Ooh la la.
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them. Ooh la la.
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
Tonight’s #afcb game comes a too soon for the Stanpit Massive CEO. His electronic addition needs a couple of extra days to heal. So TV from behind the sofa at Cobham Towers it is then.
No dramas pls guys, this fixture has had too many. Just 3 points in a calm manner will do!
No dramas pls guys, this fixture has had too many. Just 3 points in a calm manner will do!
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December 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Tonight’s #afcb game comes a too soon for the Stanpit Massive CEO. His electronic addition needs a couple of extra days to heal. So TV from behind the sofa at Cobham Towers it is then.
No dramas pls guys, this fixture has had too many. Just 3 points in a calm manner will do!
No dramas pls guys, this fixture has had too many. Just 3 points in a calm manner will do!
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
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Back by popular demand, we present our modern take on Faraday's classic Christmas Lecture, "The chemical history of a candle".
Expect an amazing array of demos starting from the simple candle, explaining the physics of the world around us.
Expect an amazing array of demos starting from the simple candle, explaining the physics of the world around us.
Chemistry of a candle
Round out the celebrations of 200 years of CHRISTMAS LECTURES with this contemporary take on Michael Faraday's most famous se
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November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Back by popular demand, we present our modern take on Faraday's classic Christmas Lecture, "The chemical history of a candle".
Expect an amazing array of demos starting from the simple candle, explaining the physics of the world around us.
Expect an amazing array of demos starting from the simple candle, explaining the physics of the world around us.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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It’s still dark at Cobham Towers as the toast burns. Sadly Slim isn’t on the road as the Massive aren’t travelling to Roker Park. Electrons on the sofa will have to do.
Tough gig for the #afcb boys esp as they are depleted in number but I have every confidence. 3 points pls lads.
Tough gig for the #afcb boys esp as they are depleted in number but I have every confidence. 3 points pls lads.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It’s still dark at Cobham Towers as the toast burns. Sadly Slim isn’t on the road as the Massive aren’t travelling to Roker Park. Electrons on the sofa will have to do.
Tough gig for the #afcb boys esp as they are depleted in number but I have every confidence. 3 points pls lads.
Tough gig for the #afcb boys esp as they are depleted in number but I have every confidence. 3 points pls lads.
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We're hiring a Project Manager to help drive our Future Fund programme - shaping the future of innovation, digital transformation and AI across the organisation.
If you’re creative, collaborative and excited about emerging tech, please get in touch: https://bit.ly/49CTlX1
If you’re creative, collaborative and excited about emerging tech, please get in touch: https://bit.ly/49CTlX1
Project Manager | Future Fund | The King's Fund
We're seeking a talented and adaptable project manager, who has experience working with technology enabled change, to support the Future Fund's delivery and evolution.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We're hiring a Project Manager to help drive our Future Fund programme - shaping the future of innovation, digital transformation and AI across the organisation.
If you’re creative, collaborative and excited about emerging tech, please get in touch: https://bit.ly/49CTlX1
If you’re creative, collaborative and excited about emerging tech, please get in touch: https://bit.ly/49CTlX1
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On #WorldChildrensDay, here’s Vinnie Jones sticking a reducer on an unsuspecting mascot…
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
On #WorldChildrensDay, here’s Vinnie Jones sticking a reducer on an unsuspecting mascot…
US President Donald Trump says Saudi's de facto leader knew nothing about the murder of a Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, in 2018 - BBC News
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November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
US President Donald Trump says Saudi's de facto leader knew nothing about the murder of a Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, in 2018 - BBC News
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At our recent event, Stephanie Flanders spoke about how the Government is doing better on the long-term stuff, than on the short-term.
Catch up here 👉 buff.ly/eC4gWG3
Catch up here 👉 buff.ly/eC4gWG3
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
At our recent event, Stephanie Flanders spoke about how the Government is doing better on the long-term stuff, than on the short-term.
Catch up here 👉 buff.ly/eC4gWG3
Catch up here 👉 buff.ly/eC4gWG3
To bring some financial clarity to the potential transaction for #afcb Semenyo, remember for sales:
P&L Profit = Sales Price - Overage - Net Book Value - PL Transfer Tax
Cash Surplus = Sales Price - Overage - (Buy Price + Agent Fee) - PL Transfer Tax
1/2...
P&L Profit = Sales Price - Overage - Net Book Value - PL Transfer Tax
Cash Surplus = Sales Price - Overage - (Buy Price + Agent Fee) - PL Transfer Tax
1/2...
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November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
To bring some financial clarity to the potential transaction for #afcb Semenyo, remember for sales:
P&L Profit = Sales Price - Overage - Net Book Value - PL Transfer Tax
Cash Surplus = Sales Price - Overage - (Buy Price + Agent Fee) - PL Transfer Tax
1/2...
P&L Profit = Sales Price - Overage - Net Book Value - PL Transfer Tax
Cash Surplus = Sales Price - Overage - (Buy Price + Agent Fee) - PL Transfer Tax
1/2...
Ooof.
Cannae comes out swinging in the Boardroom battle with Carronade in advance of the AGM on 12 Dec…
www.cannaeholdings.com/news-release...
Cannae comes out swinging in the Boardroom battle with Carronade in advance of the AGM on 12 Dec…
www.cannaeholdings.com/news-release...
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November 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Ooof.
Cannae comes out swinging in the Boardroom battle with Carronade in advance of the AGM on 12 Dec…
www.cannaeholdings.com/news-release...
Cannae comes out swinging in the Boardroom battle with Carronade in advance of the AGM on 12 Dec…
www.cannaeholdings.com/news-release...
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Cannae publish Q3 shareholder letter noting $249m invested in a 45% share of #BKFC. Key notes;
- #afcb transfer dealings & stadium dev’t
- #LesMerlus acquisition of young players
- #Moreirense new leadership team (CEO+Coach) & transfer dealings
- #Hibs European qualification
1/…
- #afcb transfer dealings & stadium dev’t
- #LesMerlus acquisition of young players
- #Moreirense new leadership team (CEO+Coach) & transfer dealings
- #Hibs European qualification
1/…
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cannae publish Q3 shareholder letter noting $249m invested in a 45% share of #BKFC. Key notes;
- #afcb transfer dealings & stadium dev’t
- #LesMerlus acquisition of young players
- #Moreirense new leadership team (CEO+Coach) & transfer dealings
- #Hibs European qualification
1/…
- #afcb transfer dealings & stadium dev’t
- #LesMerlus acquisition of young players
- #Moreirense new leadership team (CEO+Coach) & transfer dealings
- #Hibs European qualification
1/…
Cannae publish Q3 shareholder letter noting $249m invested in a 45% share of #BKFC. Key notes;
- #afcb transfer dealings & stadium dev’t
- #LesMerlus acquisition of young players
- #Moreirense new leadership team (CEO+Coach) & transfer dealings
- #Hibs European qualification
1/…
- #afcb transfer dealings & stadium dev’t
- #LesMerlus acquisition of young players
- #Moreirense new leadership team (CEO+Coach) & transfer dealings
- #Hibs European qualification
1/…
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cannae publish Q3 shareholder letter noting $249m invested in a 45% share of #BKFC. Key notes;
- #afcb transfer dealings & stadium dev’t
- #LesMerlus acquisition of young players
- #Moreirense new leadership team (CEO+Coach) & transfer dealings
- #Hibs European qualification
1/…
- #afcb transfer dealings & stadium dev’t
- #LesMerlus acquisition of young players
- #Moreirense new leadership team (CEO+Coach) & transfer dealings
- #Hibs European qualification
1/…
The sun is out over Stanpit Manor. The coffee is steaming - Brazilian lava java 👀. The croissants are warm & jam is fruity.
But the mood is sombre.
No travelling/TV for the Massive today - grandad duties. But Millie will make sure I know when the phone pings!
3 points pls #afcb
But the mood is sombre.
No travelling/TV for the Massive today - grandad duties. But Millie will make sure I know when the phone pings!
3 points pls #afcb
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November 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The sun is out over Stanpit Manor. The coffee is steaming - Brazilian lava java 👀. The croissants are warm & jam is fruity.
But the mood is sombre.
No travelling/TV for the Massive today - grandad duties. But Millie will make sure I know when the phone pings!
3 points pls #afcb
But the mood is sombre.
No travelling/TV for the Massive today - grandad duties. But Millie will make sure I know when the phone pings!
3 points pls #afcb
1/4 of the way through the season.
No #afcb football of note on a Saturday.
Excel or more decorating?
Only one choice!
Time for an updated set of
@Hensmanian
charts.
1/7)...
No #afcb football of note on a Saturday.
Excel or more decorating?
Only one choice!
Time for an updated set of
@Hensmanian
charts.
1/7)...
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November 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
1/4 of the way through the season.
No #afcb football of note on a Saturday.
Excel or more decorating?
Only one choice!
Time for an updated set of
@Hensmanian
charts.
1/7)...
No #afcb football of note on a Saturday.
Excel or more decorating?
Only one choice!
Time for an updated set of
@Hensmanian
charts.
1/7)...
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At our event yesterday, @MyStephanomics spoke about how the Government is doing better on the long-term stuff, than on the short-term.
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Catch up here 👉 buff.ly/eC4gWG3
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
At our event yesterday, @MyStephanomics spoke about how the Government is doing better on the long-term stuff, than on the short-term.
Catch up here 👉 buff.ly/eC4gWG3
Catch up here 👉 buff.ly/eC4gWG3
English football investor accused of ‘egregious’ governance in proxy fight…
#afcb
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#afcb
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English football investor accused of ‘egregious’ governance in proxy fight
Founder Bill Foley accused of paying himself millions of dollars in dividends and remuneration from holding company
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November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
English football investor accused of ‘egregious’ governance in proxy fight…
#afcb
www.ft.com/content/378d...
#afcb
www.ft.com/content/378d...
The Stanpit Massive Wagon Master sips an Italian blend & runs through Slim’s pre-trail checklist:
Petrol ✔️
Oil ✔️
Water ✔️
In-flight snacks ✔️
Music ✔️
Parking ✔️
He grimaces. His football addiction is getting expensive. 3 #afcb points at the Emptyhead will fix that!
#utFciad
Petrol ✔️
Oil ✔️
Water ✔️
In-flight snacks ✔️
Music ✔️
Parking ✔️
He grimaces. His football addiction is getting expensive. 3 #afcb points at the Emptyhead will fix that!
#utFciad
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November 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM