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Philly fan in Jersey. Interests a mile wide but an inch deep, so apologies if you found me on a specific starter pack.
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The sheer number of ads touting AI tells you how fucked and over-leveraged these companies are. You don't spend this much on marketing a thing you called "inevitable" unless you are seriously underwater and it ain't inevitable
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So did Santa see his shadow at Macy's or what?
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Peak Dad is finding the most holiday joy in the fact that our trash collection day is tomorrow 🙏🏻
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Also: calling the ghost units of the NDS “elite” is like saying “this microwave chicken pot pie is delicious because it’s the only thing I have to eat”.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If you've ever been blessed to spend at least a day with the British Army, this story hits hard on so many levels.
OK - pie discourse - best pie story:

In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*

The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.

/1
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Keystone Kash blows it again: The perpetrator that he’s going to use all available resources to track down in the DC guardsman shooting is already in the hospital. Idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Just wait until the Purple Heart debate starts.
I'm a bit fucking angry with just about everyone right now about what happened in DC.
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Since Christmas has the monopoly on holiday music, what's on your go-to Thanksgiving playlist?
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Temu publican
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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If there's anyone at JSOC, SouthCom or the Pentagon who wants to tell us more about these strikes, I'm on Signal at: johnismay.01

(OSD has already taken my press creds and I can't be recalled to active duty, so, 'weapons free.')
AC-130 gunships lasing targets. Griffin missiles captured fractions of a second before impact. RQ-4 Global Hawk drones filming it all. Seeing beyond the redactions in the Pentagon’s attack videos w/ @docubrent @carolrosenberg @cjchivers www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
What the Pentagon’s Attack Videos Reveal About the Boat Strikes at Sea
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Thankfully it was invented at the University of Florida and not at Florida State. Seminade likely wouldn’t have caught on.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Do I miss the thrill of combat?

There's a reason I wait to do my Thanksgiving shopping on Wed.
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Which Turkey wore it better?
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Black Friday or Black Parade 💀?
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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When comparing apples to oranges, Pete is a bottle of Military Special.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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the problem with the way these guys do business - let's call it top down, directive leadership - is that there's no mutual respect or buy in and all they'll get, at best, reluctant compliance.

This, along with "do not follow illegal orders," is quite literally MS101 content. Day one stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Congratulations SOUTHCOM
a man in a military uniform says your weekend pass is revoked .
ALT: a man in a military uniform says your weekend pass is revoked .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Like “Physical Prowess is Overrated” I’d take “SOF isn’t important” off the national security discussion right this very moment.

It’s amateurish. It’s like saying submarines are ungentlemanly infernal machines in 1912.

Just quit it and figure out what reform requires, then reengage.
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Question in his next interview

“So why did you hire your under qualified friend to be a first time OC for the defending Champs?”
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Good moring to everyone except anyone named Kevin Patullo. All of them suck. Go Birds
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Need a big Goedert play. They're in Dallas after all.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Tostitos playing a commercial that says "how about dem Cowboys" is certainly a choice.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Cowboys should consider doing more squats.
a man speaking into a microphone with the words if everyone could do everyone would do it behind him
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November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
First Tom Brady cloned a dog, then he cloned a 90s Wall Street trader... who dressed him?
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM