Pet hate: most pm2.5s come from ammonia/nitrogen pollution, much airborne from NW Europe. Those are not counted as 'UK particulate emissions'

So the press get frothy about "wood burners are XX% of UK's particle emissions"

Which is dumbed down class war, distracting from the main problem ammonia.

He’s a tool *.*.

Snowy innit…

That’s the spirit!
(Who make really nice yachts btw!)

(It’s definitely the cheese!)

Ah but did you do it to ‘cleverly’ further your own ends (by say furthering a political career or profiteering from disaster capitalism)?

Because otherwise you’re clearly just a po-faced true believing chump… and we’re not interested in them reaaally old chap! 😏😂

I can’t decide whether your punning portmanteau or the actual fruitmate - ughh - is worse 😂

…while riding a pony.

It hasn’t settled in form and he writes “whimsical” articles about its hilarious adventures in its various guises.

I think the government meant to cut net migration but have accidentally overshot the target by a lot. They haven’t realised this yet.

Well done! 👏👏👏