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i woke up at 5 this morning and i had to piss soooo bad but i had a giant stiff boner and i physically couldn't aim the boner at the toilet to squeeze out the piss
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
bluesky chicken cum sandwich discourse
October 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
okay i guess i got a finally listen to clairo?
October 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
baked potatoes are crazy meal tech
they're insanely cheap and you can fr just do whatever with them
today i threw some leftover bbq chicken and BBQ sauce and macaroni on one and it's so fucking good
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
thank you to all the $10 tippers out there 🫡
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
no one really talks about how vince staples is such a good creative
he's literally never done anything where you can't feel the passion he put into it
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
there's literally no point in having a bike lane unless that bike lane is physically separated from the road with a divider
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
this will always be the funniest video in the world
Video shows Okaloosa County deputy firing at patrol car after acorn scare
YouTube video by WKMG News 6 ClickOrlando
youtu.be
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
in like 5 years i'm tryna be an absent father who only talks to my kid so i can smoke them in a fighting game and make fun of their music taste
October 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
you know the post ass when you don't get the saya like
October 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i wonder how much SSD i would need to just start saving every post
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
yeah that's fine i'll work 6 hours this week whatever bro
October 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
thank you gboard for turning every short sentence into a sticker
October 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
what are you actually supposed to do when someone approaches you and you don't fw them
i just told her i was still getting over my ex but that felt like the wrong dialogue option
rejecting someone is mad embarrassing ngl
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
rejecting someone is mad embarrassing ngl
October 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
he's so unbelievably real youtu.be/G6Bi7CfmHaI
The miracle of life was wasted on YouTube commenters
YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
why is the bluetooth audio in my car like 3x quieter than the android auto audio
October 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
mathematically i'm doing better than you
October 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
instagram is evil for showing you who viewed your stories
October 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
when your meat lowkey mad hard
October 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
remember parkour civilization
October 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
aegis labeller
October 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Reposted by soap 😁
never give anyone the power to control the information you consume

especially not “friendly” community leaders
October 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Reposted by soap 😁
the urge to weaponize moderation lists is just too high for some people
October 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM