Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Only Kelly Rowland gets to sext in Excel
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Only Kelly Rowland gets to sext in Excel
A movie that takes place where you’re from
For better or for worse
For better or for worse
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
For better or for worse
For better or for worse
I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands, drive another nail in
Just what God needs, one more victim
Why do we, crucify ourselves, every day?
I crucify myself and nothing I do is good enough for you
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands, drive another nail in
Just what God needs, one more victim
Why do we, crucify ourselves, every day?
I crucify myself and nothing I do is good enough for you
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands, drive another nail in
Just what God needs, one more victim
Why do we, crucify ourselves, every day?
I crucify myself and nothing I do is good enough for you
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands, drive another nail in
Just what God needs, one more victim
Why do we, crucify ourselves, every day?
I crucify myself and nothing I do is good enough for you
Some people get solar panels to save the planet, make a better world for future generations, and other high-minded reasons.
I, on the other hand, am motivated by spite because seriously, fuck ComEd.
I, on the other hand, am motivated by spite because seriously, fuck ComEd.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Some people get solar panels to save the planet, make a better world for future generations, and other high-minded reasons.
I, on the other hand, am motivated by spite because seriously, fuck ComEd.
I, on the other hand, am motivated by spite because seriously, fuck ComEd.
You know you’re in for a good time when there’s a harpsichord on stage.
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You know you’re in for a good time when there’s a harpsichord on stage.
The most wholesome place on the internet is the r/bald subreddit, where guys with hair loss post before/after pictures of shaving their heads, and other guys (and more than a few women) tell them how good they look now. Genuinely heartwarming.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The most wholesome place on the internet is the r/bald subreddit, where guys with hair loss post before/after pictures of shaving their heads, and other guys (and more than a few women) tell them how good they look now. Genuinely heartwarming.
“Are you wearing the-”
“The QUMY Dog Shoes for Large Dogs, Medium Dog Boots & Paw Protectors for Winter Snowy Day, Summer Hot Pavement, Water-Resistant in Rainy Weather, Outdoor Walking, Indoor Hardfloors Skid-Resistant Sole? Yeah, I am.”
“The QUMY Dog Shoes for Large Dogs, Medium Dog Boots & Paw Protectors for Winter Snowy Day, Summer Hot Pavement, Water-Resistant in Rainy Weather, Outdoor Walking, Indoor Hardfloors Skid-Resistant Sole? Yeah, I am.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“Are you wearing the-”
“The QUMY Dog Shoes for Large Dogs, Medium Dog Boots & Paw Protectors for Winter Snowy Day, Summer Hot Pavement, Water-Resistant in Rainy Weather, Outdoor Walking, Indoor Hardfloors Skid-Resistant Sole? Yeah, I am.”
“The QUMY Dog Shoes for Large Dogs, Medium Dog Boots & Paw Protectors for Winter Snowy Day, Summer Hot Pavement, Water-Resistant in Rainy Weather, Outdoor Walking, Indoor Hardfloors Skid-Resistant Sole? Yeah, I am.”
I’m gonna be so honest with you, Apple. I don’t even remember what iTunes Match is at this point but I’ve been paying $25/year for it for a decade or more because I’m afraid what happens if I don’t.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m gonna be so honest with you, Apple. I don’t even remember what iTunes Match is at this point but I’ve been paying $25/year for it for a decade or more because I’m afraid what happens if I don’t.
I love how this venue is set up like a church. It even has a pulpit!
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I love how this venue is set up like a church. It even has a pulpit!
The thing about huckleberries is, once you’ve had fresh, you’ll never want to go back to canned.
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The thing about huckleberries is, once you’ve had fresh, you’ll never want to go back to canned.
I love how every city has a “here’s a tall thing you can go to the top of” tourist site
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I love how every city has a “here’s a tall thing you can go to the top of” tourist site
If I wanted to smell sweat and farts I’d go to the Jackhammer
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If I wanted to smell sweat and farts I’d go to the Jackhammer
Is this a safe space to admit that Mustache Daddy from the Delta Airlines safety video can lowkey get it?
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Is this a safe space to admit that Mustache Daddy from the Delta Airlines safety video can lowkey get it?
Me after like 11 hours in Seattle
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Me after like 11 hours in Seattle
I'm still laughing about "Over Your Dead Body Estate Lawyers". That's one of the all-time great Bob's Burgers vacant store gags.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm still laughing about "Over Your Dead Body Estate Lawyers". That's one of the all-time great Bob's Burgers vacant store gags.
Live view of America's "great red cities"
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Live view of America's "great red cities"
One million percent tariffs! No trials!
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
One million percent tariffs! No trials!
And the guy who invented the frozen Diberito is still alive :(
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And the guy who invented the frozen Diberito is still alive :(
“You gonna finish that?” he asks as soon as I sit down.
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“You gonna finish that?” he asks as soon as I sit down.
“And you’re really, *really* sure it’s not dinner time for another fifteen minutes?”
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“And you’re really, *really* sure it’s not dinner time for another fifteen minutes?”