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Alan
@adarkadaptedheart.bsky.social
Music: Depeche Leppard. Pet Shop Paradise Lost. Nine Inch Numan League. www.adarkadaptedheart.com /
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Stand up comedian + songwriter. Comedy: https://youtu.be/mGHG5hzswx0?si=utujxxZa5cJFWj
Drives me nuts with songs: "Who's the real Peggy Sue? Who's the real Donna? Who's Axl singing about in Sweet Child O' Mine?" Why does it have to be someone real? Is all fiction based on someone real?
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You should feel like a god.
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I think they're beautiful. But I saw it for real at 4am in a field in Iceland and it looked nothing like the photos.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Because we're not allowed to enjoy clothes.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
One of them might be.
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Same reason they always say, "No worries if not".
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Have checked the replies (pretty much all amount to "Yes! What about the sexy vampire woman from Return of the Living Dead 3!?") and the closest I can come up with is the Leigh Kennedy short story Her Furry Face, where a man falls for a gorilla but she rejects him. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Her_Fur...
Her Furry Face - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When I was staying in California, someone insisted on giving me a 20-minute lift around the periphery of our apartment complex to the convenience store a one-minute walk away.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
People who ask you to:

1) update a webpage with the new information "behind a link"?

2) link a webpage to a story published in an email newsletter?

3) upload 53 documents, each one in a drop down menu of its own?

4) undo your edits when you're the editor?
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Yes, Steven.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
To be fair, it is annoying.
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Is it Special? If so, the credits acknowledge it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Like saying you don't like your car anymore, so you've decided to start driving a rainy Tuesday.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm sure Donald Trump will look after her. He seems nice.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Chat gpt isn't a search engine.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Gosh, there's a surprise.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Godzilla in his trademark cravat.
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Either Sarah Jessica Marker or Sarah Jichelle Mellar.
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM