Adam Seybold (C-Bold)
@adamseybold.bsky.social
He/him. Writer of things, mostly horror.
Pinned
Hey! It’s ya boy. And his closet. And recycling.
“Lads. It’s Tottenham.“
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“Lads. It’s Tottenham.“
Watched this ten times in a hundred and five seconds
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Watched this ten times in a hundred and five seconds
As an American living in Canada I feel this keenly today.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
As an American living in Canada I feel this keenly today.
So she’s like, really really stupid then
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So she’s like, really really stupid then
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
I grew up churched so I understand the theology at work here but “born to give them second birth” is a weird lyric to sing at Christmas time or any time, really
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I grew up churched so I understand the theology at work here but “born to give them second birth” is a weird lyric to sing at Christmas time or any time, really
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
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November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you’ve got nuanced opinions about what is and what isn’t pedophilia or if you’ve got a knowledge base about the age of consent laws state by state and you are not a legal professional, you should be punched swiftly and often in the dick and balls and not in the way that you like
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If you’ve got nuanced opinions about what is and what isn’t pedophilia or if you’ve got a knowledge base about the age of consent laws state by state and you are not a legal professional, you should be punched swiftly and often in the dick and balls and not in the way that you like
A global pandemic asked of Americans a basic level of collective action and consideration and it broke a certain kind of brain in half.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A global pandemic asked of Americans a basic level of collective action and consideration and it broke a certain kind of brain in half.
Stop showing me the guy with the Joe Camel face
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Stop showing me the guy with the Joe Camel face
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meme of Bong Joon Ho making his Oscars kiss but instead he is holding me and you
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
meme of Bong Joon Ho making his Oscars kiss but instead he is holding me and you
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Wake up, Dead Man
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Wake up, Dead Man
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this will save lives
November 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
this will save lives
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Have your demons summon my demons.
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Have your demons summon my demons.
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smh
should've named them goosepumps
should've named them goosepumps
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
smh
should've named them goosepumps
should've named them goosepumps
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My AP kids walking around outside of class saying "'Seems' madam? I know not seems" is a win.
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My AP kids walking around outside of class saying "'Seems' madam? I know not seems" is a win.
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"Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. " ~ James Joyce
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. " ~ James Joyce
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
Ibsen scholars…
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ibsen scholars…
If only I held on to some of my friendships like I hold on to my old sweatpants
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If only I held on to some of my friendships like I hold on to my old sweatpants
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Are you telling me a Luke warmed this water?
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Are you telling me a Luke warmed this water?