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Adam Opitz
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Producer. Ad exec. Cinephile. Cynophile. Jeopardy abuser. Bananarchist.

Fighting for truth, justice and democracy's survival.
In defense of Pete Hegseth and the security administration, I find myself thoroughly impressed that they refrained from using any of the following emojis in the Signal chat: 🍆🍑🌮💦
March 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
February 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The latest chess move from the Ministry of Truth to help ensure that their version of the facts prevails. All over the use of three words.

www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/m...
The White House bans the AP indefinitely over the use of ‘Gulf of Mexico’ | CNN Business
The Trump White House said Friday that The Associated Press is banned from the Oval Office and Air Force One indefinitely.
www.cnn.com
February 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies. We should beware of demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends - weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world - all while cynically waving the American flag." - Ronald Reagan
February 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In case you missed it given this week's batshit newscycle: Mother Nature began location scouting for an upcoming Jerry Bruckheimer film.

www.independent.co.uk/space/astero...

#armegeddon2
Asteroid the size of a 20-story building headed for Earth in 2032, astronomers warn
The 60-metre object has ‘one of the highest probabilities of an impact from a significantly sized rock ever’, says astronomer
www.independent.co.uk
January 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This has to be one of the biggest F.U.'s to a nation since Marie Antoinette suggested that the French should eat cake.

www.reuters.com/world/trump-...
Trump orders pause to all federal grants and loans
It's a sweeping decision that could disrupt education and health care programs, housing assistance, disaster relief and a host of other initiatives that depend on billions of federal dollars.
www.reuters.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Monkey is the funniest horror and the most horrifying comedy you'll see this year. Experience it on the big screen and enjoy the greatest kill scenes since Final Destination. It makes Terrifier look like the Teletubbies. #OsgoodPerkins #neonrated #americancinematheque #beyondfest #themonkey
January 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM