Synpai
@acolytesynpai.bsky.social
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> Group:"It's game time!"
> Me:"Nope I gotta get these Nokko neuroptics or die trying"
*20 minutes pass*
> Dog: "Okay check your inbox"
> Me: "Okay but like...I have to finish this mission now because what if I get it?"
I did in fact get it 😂 1 Nokko above target
> Me:"Nope I gotta get these Nokko neuroptics or die trying"
*20 minutes pass*
> Dog: "Okay check your inbox"
> Me: "Okay but like...I have to finish this mission now because what if I get it?"
I did in fact get it 😂 1 Nokko above target
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
> Group:"It's game time!"
> Me:"Nope I gotta get these Nokko neuroptics or die trying"
*20 minutes pass*
> Dog: "Okay check your inbox"
> Me: "Okay but like...I have to finish this mission now because what if I get it?"
I did in fact get it 😂 1 Nokko above target
> Me:"Nope I gotta get these Nokko neuroptics or die trying"
*20 minutes pass*
> Dog: "Okay check your inbox"
> Me: "Okay but like...I have to finish this mission now because what if I get it?"
I did in fact get it 😂 1 Nokko above target
I got some of those cat tube treats like "This'll be a cute bonding moment to help them relax around one another":
Blossom: No hesitation, wonders what I've got while I'm opening it. Bites into the tube like her life will end
Bubbles: This will hurt me if I get too close; flinches every second
Blossom: No hesitation, wonders what I've got while I'm opening it. Bites into the tube like her life will end
Bubbles: This will hurt me if I get too close; flinches every second
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I got some of those cat tube treats like "This'll be a cute bonding moment to help them relax around one another":
Blossom: No hesitation, wonders what I've got while I'm opening it. Bites into the tube like her life will end
Bubbles: This will hurt me if I get too close; flinches every second
Blossom: No hesitation, wonders what I've got while I'm opening it. Bites into the tube like her life will end
Bubbles: This will hurt me if I get too close; flinches every second
Blossom: *Looks at toy* Idk what that is
Blossom: *Looks at roll of paper towels* Now THIS is entertainment *bites into the entire roll*
Blossom: *Looks at roll of paper towels* Now THIS is entertainment *bites into the entire roll*
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Blossom: *Looks at toy* Idk what that is
Blossom: *Looks at roll of paper towels* Now THIS is entertainment *bites into the entire roll*
Blossom: *Looks at roll of paper towels* Now THIS is entertainment *bites into the entire roll*
One of these cats is just picking up the whole bundle of cat grass and moving it around like a toy.....
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
One of these cats is just picking up the whole bundle of cat grass and moving it around like a toy.....
Forgot I wasn't splitting the can in half so it looked like I was about to introduce my cats to capitalism for no good reason 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Forgot I wasn't splitting the can in half so it looked like I was about to introduce my cats to capitalism for no good reason 🤣
Still not over how good @pinkishnoise.bsky.social is
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Still not over how good @pinkishnoise.bsky.social is
I have flown directly into the Sun
Taco Chili
Taco Chili
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I have flown directly into the Sun
Taco Chili
Taco Chili
Okay getting new nail trimmers did in fact make a difference. Cat mani-pedi's NYOOOOOM
Blossom is such a friggin baby
Bubbles...uhhh.....I think she thinks I'm her property....and I don't know what to do about that
Blossom is such a friggin baby
Bubbles...uhhh.....I think she thinks I'm her property....and I don't know what to do about that
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Okay getting new nail trimmers did in fact make a difference. Cat mani-pedi's NYOOOOOM
Blossom is such a friggin baby
Bubbles...uhhh.....I think she thinks I'm her property....and I don't know what to do about that
Blossom is such a friggin baby
Bubbles...uhhh.....I think she thinks I'm her property....and I don't know what to do about that
A handmade bracelet with my name on it might fix me
November 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A handmade bracelet with my name on it might fix me
There is a second spider that has taken over my actual porch 💀
"I wonder if I can see that spider from he-- ANOTHER ONE!?"
"I wonder if I can see that spider from he-- ANOTHER ONE!?"
I know Joro Spiders are supposed to be harmless to me, but almost ran face first into one mowing the yard and it's absolutely breaking my mental
September 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
There is a second spider that has taken over my actual porch 💀
"I wonder if I can see that spider from he-- ANOTHER ONE!?"
"I wonder if I can see that spider from he-- ANOTHER ONE!?"
I know Joro Spiders are supposed to be harmless to me, but almost ran face first into one mowing the yard and it's absolutely breaking my mental
September 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I know Joro Spiders are supposed to be harmless to me, but almost ran face first into one mowing the yard and it's absolutely breaking my mental
Thought I Broke my toes with the exercise and kicking metal, but finally not ending my days suffering after standing all day; almost back to feeling normal
spongebob is sitting at a table in a diner with a cup of coffee
ALT: spongebob is sitting at a table in a diner with a cup of coffee
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September 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Thought I Broke my toes with the exercise and kicking metal, but finally not ending my days suffering after standing all day; almost back to feeling normal
Yo Atreyu is still kicking out bangers I see
September 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Yo Atreyu is still kicking out bangers I see
Holding on to these La Croix NiColas like they'll vest year over year
August 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Holding on to these La Croix NiColas like they'll vest year over year
*9 PM Hits*
"Oh I get it now"
*Curls into bed*
"Oh I get it now"
*Curls into bed*
August 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
*9 PM Hits*
"Oh I get it now"
*Curls into bed*
"Oh I get it now"
*Curls into bed*
In the deathmaw of capitalism I find the ever importance of dreaming
August 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
In the deathmaw of capitalism I find the ever importance of dreaming
I can't get over how balancer Lancer is as a tabletop; such glory of machine-kind
August 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I can't get over how balancer Lancer is as a tabletop; such glory of machine-kind
If they're gonna charge me for everything I add, they should subtract for everything I remove.
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August 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If they're gonna charge me for everything I add, they should subtract for everything I remove.
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🤐
I just realized I can no longer short form Be Back Later without getting confusing looks
I hate it here
I hate it here
a close up of a girl with braids in a school uniform
ALT: a close up of a girl with braids in a school uniform
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August 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I just realized I can no longer short form Be Back Later without getting confusing looks
I hate it here
I hate it here
>Taking mom to airport
>Tea app hack comes on the news
>So funny story, your aunt just called me about this because people've made posts about your brother
No laughter, only pain
>Tea app hack comes on the news
>So funny story, your aunt just called me about this because people've made posts about your brother
No laughter, only pain
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner .
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July 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
>Taking mom to airport
>Tea app hack comes on the news
>So funny story, your aunt just called me about this because people've made posts about your brother
No laughter, only pain
>Tea app hack comes on the news
>So funny story, your aunt just called me about this because people've made posts about your brother
No laughter, only pain
"Even my sleep paralysis demon out here working two jobs in this economy"
Might be my new favorite thing I've ever said
Might be my new favorite thing I've ever said
July 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Even my sleep paralysis demon out here working two jobs in this economy"
Might be my new favorite thing I've ever said
Might be my new favorite thing I've ever said
Another Tennocon done 💗
July 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Another Tennocon done 💗
Hit me with themes or prompts so I can do vacation writing 🙏
July 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hit me with themes or prompts so I can do vacation writing 🙏
I just realized Discord had a spam message section 😴
July 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I just realized Discord had a spam message section 😴
I don't know how many hours I slept but Saturday is over
July 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I don't know how many hours I slept but Saturday is over