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Nice guy. Tries hard. Loves the game.
With all due respect, nobody cares about bipartisanship. Just take credit for it and don't worry about propping up Republicans.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
With all due respect, nobody cares about bipartisanship. Just take credit for it and don't worry about propping up Republicans.
I mean, the worst case scenario is “No thanks, I’ll be fine.” Best case is you get to fight a bat wait I feel like I’m missing something here…
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I mean, the worst case scenario is “No thanks, I’ll be fine.” Best case is you get to fight a bat wait I feel like I’m missing something here…
How is the answer to that anything but “A bat? Do you need help?”
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
How is the answer to that anything but “A bat? Do you need help?”
Male and yes, but only because I have a hip injury that limits my ability to walk any distance.
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Male and yes, but only because I have a hip injury that limits my ability to walk any distance.
We’ve got tickets for the 23rd (which was a gamble, given that we bought them before I got my hip replacement scheduled). Haven’t been since 2017 since we usually go home over Christmas.
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We’ve got tickets for the 23rd (which was a gamble, given that we bought them before I got my hip replacement scheduled). Haven’t been since 2017 since we usually go home over Christmas.
It looks kind of like you’d side with them, tbh.
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It looks kind of like you’d side with them, tbh.
Unless, of course, the free speech in question involves progressive ideas.
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Unless, of course, the free speech in question involves progressive ideas.
It’s times like this that I regret having things like morals and shame. There’s a lot of money to be made preying on paranoid right-wingers.
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s times like this that I regret having things like morals and shame. There’s a lot of money to be made preying on paranoid right-wingers.
The student was free to express her views. The First Amendment doesn’t guarantee a passing grade for shoddy work.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The student was free to express her views. The First Amendment doesn’t guarantee a passing grade for shoddy work.
Building a pipeline wasn't enough?
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Building a pipeline wasn't enough?
Says the woman whose employees have to rely on SNAP because the company refuses to pay living wages.
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Says the woman whose employees have to rely on SNAP because the company refuses to pay living wages.
Get the salted caramel brownie sundae. Bring a helper if you need to.
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Get the salted caramel brownie sundae. Bring a helper if you need to.
Why was he “cancelled” again?
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Why was he “cancelled” again?
Me: Unfortunately it looks like the heavy stuff isn’t going to hit until just after the game.
My wife: You mean, when Ohio State has to drive home?
My wife: You mean, when Ohio State has to drive home?
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Me: Unfortunately it looks like the heavy stuff isn’t going to hit until just after the game.
My wife: You mean, when Ohio State has to drive home?
My wife: You mean, when Ohio State has to drive home?
Also, that whoever tweeted this is confessing how the current White House works.
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Also, that whoever tweeted this is confessing how the current White House works.
Doesn’t it have to be the Wham! version specifically (he says, as it plays in the background but as part of a playlist known to include it in advance)?
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Doesn’t it have to be the Wham! version specifically (he says, as it plays in the background but as part of a playlist known to include it in advance)?
Counterpoint: The optics of restoring the nation's dignity would actually be very, very good.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Counterpoint: The optics of restoring the nation's dignity would actually be very, very good.