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Pikachu's fatal mistake The explosion occurs
August 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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OOC : // I almost forgot just how fucking MEAN I made the Soul here like. Omg
He looks to you with a smug grin. "Kris... maybe you're playing the game wrong. Let me show you how it's done next time, alright? Perhaps you need a little education from a real gaming master!" * Please teach me!⠀⠀⠀❤ No. Berdly gives you an annoyed look. "Kris... really. Wandering around in incompetence... Playing things by chance until you hit a stroke of nice RNG." He rolls his eyes. "Dumb luck will only get you so far! Kris, I insist. Let me take the reigns from here." * Please teach me!⠀⠀⠀❤ No. He starts to look more offended, but shakes it off with a haughty laugh. "W-what... HA HA HA HA! Oh Kris, are you really still bitter over that one time... when I said you'd spliced your Super Smashing Fighters speedrun? Learn to have a sense of humor! I was merely toying with you." He propped his hands up on his hips. "Now, let me..." * Please teach me!⠀⠀⠀❤ No. "Such insistence," he said with an irate look. "To turn down such a polite offer of help from your leader... After all of the wins I've gotten us so far! Kris, are you afraid my score will be higher than yours? HA!" * Maybe...⠀⠀⠀❤ Berdly is terrible at this game. "Wh..." He almost looks... hurt? "Kris... are you just going to ignore all the work I've done so far? How I've finished all these battles for us? Kris, I'm doing so much more than you are here... and you have the audacity to say I'm no good at this?" * Sorry, you're good!⠀⠀⠀❤ Berdly is terrible at this game. "But... but," Berdly spat out. "I'm doing all the work here! All you're doing is bossing me around! You're just..." * Sorry, you're good!⠀⠀⠀❤ Berdly is terrible at this game. ... He turns around and slumps over a bit, dejected. "... Maybe I should just listen to you, then." He followed Kris out of the room, and along the way, stunned even more enemies, and Berdly would level up again before coming across yet another puzzle. To avoid a repeat of the room before, Berdly turns to you with an offer. "I'll... I'll do this one, Kris. Just stay up there." * Okay.⠀⠀⠀❤ I will do the puzzle. Berdly looks at you with incredulity. "W... what?! But, Kris, I--!" He sputtered. "Kris, I... I solved the other ones! What makes you think I can't--?!" * Sorry, you can do the puzzle!⠀⠀⠀❤ Berdly can't do this puzzle. "Kris... wh... why NOT?! " He threw his arms up in the air. "Why now, of all times, have you suddenly decided..." Suddenly, he appears to have a relevation, but... he doesn't look very confident about it. "Ha... Ha! I get it Kris! You... y-you... you envy me, don't you?" He asks you, trying to put on a smug smile. "Of.. o-of course the sidekick feels inferior to their hero! Clearly, y-you... you want all the smarts that I have... but you can't seem to achieve on your own." His smile strains and he looks more nervous and desperate than smug now. "Is... that it, Kris?" * Yes...⠀⠀⠀❤ Who would envy you? Just like he did when you two were at Queen's poster by the dumpster, Berdly looks like he's on the verge of tears again. "... Right. Of course. Perhaps... that was a silly question." He tries to force a less smug and more kind smile in your direction. "Go ahead, Kris... you can do the puzzle."
August 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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A blue and gray tinted drawing of the Acid Halberd plunging into the ground, cracks and electricity forming around it.
August 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM