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Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · Nov 24

Everyone else is doing it, so I might as well do it too.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2d

Listen, we didn't ask for a hot and sensitive Frankenstein monster but we certainly deserved one.

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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 5d

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.

You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 2d

Courtney Love never played with her idols, Ann & Nancy Wilson. now there’s a Hole where her Heart used to be . folks,,

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 2d

I can't imagine how you DON'T greenlight a show with that for the pitch.

THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 3d

Looks like it's a cantellini bean now.

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 6d

My dad gave me an old Ibanez and that's the only electric I've played. I've never been a huge fan of the sound and also never played enough to justify even trying a Les Paul, much less buy one. That doesn't mean I wouldn't want to try one though. I just feel like I wouldn't do it justice.

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 6d

They're gorgeous too!

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · Nov 5

Persecuting Satan worshippers is a Hades crime.

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · Jan 25

Murderer: *searching frantically for a knife*

Me: They're all in the sink.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Sep 27

A bowel movement so intense you need a doula and an episiotomy.

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 8d

When you order the Godzilla burger, it comes with kaijulienne fries.

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✨Vanessa @coolauntv.bsky.social · 11d

[first day as a homicide detective]
*pulling knife out of kitchen drawer* WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 12d

Plethora would be a beautiful name for quite a lot of things actually

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 8d

Equifax: Helping you monitor your credit score by spamming your inbox with daily reminders to monitor your credit score.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 8d

was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it

the only way Frank Sinatra took his chicken salad sandwiches

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Feb 22

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 9d

It had really strong Cube vibes too, upping the creepy factor.

THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 9d

@chuckwendig.bsky.social I figured Halloween night was the perfect time to start reading The Staircase in the Woods and boy was I ever rewarded. I ended up reading it cover to cover in one sitting. What an awesome, fun ride! Thank you, sir!