Agent Broflake
@abroflake.bsky.social
Kind of over the world being run by idiot boy-kings with near godlike power
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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I think the trick for most people is setting up effective guardrails and knowing how to review code. I've noticed that a lot of devs who say it has no utility tend to be ones where they don't spend a substantial portion of their work day reviewing the code of juniors.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think the trick for most people is setting up effective guardrails and knowing how to review code. I've noticed that a lot of devs who say it has no utility tend to be ones where they don't spend a substantial portion of their work day reviewing the code of juniors.
Being a dude is incredibly easy, no one bothers me at all 99% of the time. I would lose my mind if randos bugged me
I was at the gym and saw an ad for men's cologne that said something like, "It's hard these days to be a gentlemen, wear this cologne instead."
It's not hard!
It's not hard!
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Being a dude is incredibly easy, no one bothers me at all 99% of the time. I would lose my mind if randos bugged me
Oh god
Also in 2015 I had to explain metadata to an intercept journalist working on the snowden docs 😭
whether it was the code used or an early test build.
The conclusions drawn by the reporters, primarily greenwald, were usually wildly off base. No expert has ever actually seen the full cache of documents. The closest was scheier who has very limited and dated expertise and he had unrestricted
The conclusions drawn by the reporters, primarily greenwald, were usually wildly off base. No expert has ever actually seen the full cache of documents. The closest was scheier who has very limited and dated expertise and he had unrestricted
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Oh god
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Thanksgiving is problematic. Giving thanks is not. As someone who wants to remember the attempted genocide of indigenous people but also likes a reminder to practice gratitude, I like to use Indigenous People's Month to support (and be grateful for) indigenous creators. A partial list! /1
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Thanksgiving is problematic. Giving thanks is not. As someone who wants to remember the attempted genocide of indigenous people but also likes a reminder to practice gratitude, I like to use Indigenous People's Month to support (and be grateful for) indigenous creators. A partial list! /1
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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seeing a lot of people try to cram the Venezuela thing into their left-populist framework of "elite interests" or "resource extraction"
no, it's literally just because Trump and Hegseth want to blow stuff up
there is no ulterior motive other than killing people for fun
no, it's literally just because Trump and Hegseth want to blow stuff up
there is no ulterior motive other than killing people for fun
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
seeing a lot of people try to cram the Venezuela thing into their left-populist framework of "elite interests" or "resource extraction"
no, it's literally just because Trump and Hegseth want to blow stuff up
there is no ulterior motive other than killing people for fun
no, it's literally just because Trump and Hegseth want to blow stuff up
there is no ulterior motive other than killing people for fun
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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U.S. legislators: "Soldiers and sailors, if you are ordered to kill someone and you believe the order is unlawful, don't do it. Remember your oath to The Constitution.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
U.S. legislators: "Soldiers and sailors, if you are ordered to kill someone and you believe the order is unlawful, don't do it. Remember your oath to The Constitution.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
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Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
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There was a massive concerted propaganda campaign from the people who control the platforms with the largest audiences in the country to rewrite history and attribute to Trump everything people missed about the pre-Covid world and economy
The baffling part is how many people were giving him the benefit of the doubt in January and now don't approve. They got new information and changed their mind. But he was already president before! How did you not already know he sucks??
Presidential approval polling average approaching Hungry Ms. Pac Man Territory.
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
There was a massive concerted propaganda campaign from the people who control the platforms with the largest audiences in the country to rewrite history and attribute to Trump everything people missed about the pre-Covid world and economy
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Oh, this is also why the color ultramarine is called that. The word means “beyond the sea”, and describes from whence painters in Italy would acquire the lapis lazuli to grind into that all-important pigment. It had to be imported from across the sea. The oft-quoted factoid that lapis lazuli was
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Oh, this is also why the color ultramarine is called that. The word means “beyond the sea”, and describes from whence painters in Italy would acquire the lapis lazuli to grind into that all-important pigment. It had to be imported from across the sea. The oft-quoted factoid that lapis lazuli was
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Its a stupid meme by stupid people who dont notice when the bombs stop because they don’t actually care about stopping the bombing theyre just mad at mommy and daddy
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Its a stupid meme by stupid people who dont notice when the bombs stop because they don’t actually care about stopping the bombing theyre just mad at mommy and daddy
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bsky in a nutshell
OP: of the two choices in political parties we have, the one that commits less violence than the other is preferable, even if it's still not great.
geniuses in replies: um W O W u just said bombing is GOOD??? literally shaking rn, can't believe u said that VERBATIM 😤😤😤
OP: of the two choices in political parties we have, the one that commits less violence than the other is preferable, even if it's still not great.
geniuses in replies: um W O W u just said bombing is GOOD??? literally shaking rn, can't believe u said that VERBATIM 😤😤😤
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
bsky in a nutshell
OP: of the two choices in political parties we have, the one that commits less violence than the other is preferable, even if it's still not great.
geniuses in replies: um W O W u just said bombing is GOOD??? literally shaking rn, can't believe u said that VERBATIM 😤😤😤
OP: of the two choices in political parties we have, the one that commits less violence than the other is preferable, even if it's still not great.
geniuses in replies: um W O W u just said bombing is GOOD??? literally shaking rn, can't believe u said that VERBATIM 😤😤😤
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This is an argument only made by people who've never been to DC, have only been to DC on tourist trips, or are cynically appealing to people who don't know DC is substantially larger than just the monumental core, which DC statehood plans always carve out to remain a federal district.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This is an argument only made by people who've never been to DC, have only been to DC on tourist trips, or are cynically appealing to people who don't know DC is substantially larger than just the monumental core, which DC statehood plans always carve out to remain a federal district.
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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Knell - Chapter 2: Shambler cover art is up at VermillionWorks.
vermillionworks.com/knell
Chapter 2, Page 3 is up at Patreon.
patreon.com/c/vermillion...
A dark fantasy webcomic about a necromancer adopting a troubled child.
#knellcomic #webcomics #darkfantasy #webtoon #ocsky #foundfamily
vermillionworks.com/knell
Chapter 2, Page 3 is up at Patreon.
patreon.com/c/vermillion...
A dark fantasy webcomic about a necromancer adopting a troubled child.
#knellcomic #webcomics #darkfantasy #webtoon #ocsky #foundfamily
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Knell - Chapter 2: Shambler cover art is up at VermillionWorks.
vermillionworks.com/knell
Chapter 2, Page 3 is up at Patreon.
patreon.com/c/vermillion...
A dark fantasy webcomic about a necromancer adopting a troubled child.
#knellcomic #webcomics #darkfantasy #webtoon #ocsky #foundfamily
vermillionworks.com/knell
Chapter 2, Page 3 is up at Patreon.
patreon.com/c/vermillion...
A dark fantasy webcomic about a necromancer adopting a troubled child.
#knellcomic #webcomics #darkfantasy #webtoon #ocsky #foundfamily
It's cool that Darth Swaddled is both a description and a name
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's cool that Darth Swaddled is both a description and a name
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whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O’Hanlon over trans views
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O'Hanlon over trans views
Anti-trans activist Graham Linehan has claimed Father Ted actor Ardal O'Hanlon 'disagrees' with his views on trans rights.
www.thepinknews.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
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When Butthead makes jokes about Beavis’ mom, Beavis is very quick to notice an emotional harm because his worldview, although warped, is based within standing norms of society. He has been led into a place of darkness by Butthead, a purely malevolent creature not unlike the Judge in Blood Meridian
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When Butthead makes jokes about Beavis’ mom, Beavis is very quick to notice an emotional harm because his worldview, although warped, is based within standing norms of society. He has been led into a place of darkness by Butthead, a purely malevolent creature not unlike the Judge in Blood Meridian