Abe Goldfarb
@abegoldfarb.bsky.social
Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness.
Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR
Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR
Yep! Landis and Harry Shearer had written a Vegas vampire musical that the studio didn’t go for, and Landis took over this one.
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Yep! Landis and Harry Shearer had written a Vegas vampire musical that the studio didn’t go for, and Landis took over this one.
This was supposed to say “loud and grotesque”, I like old people
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This was supposed to say “loud and grotesque”, I like old people
Throw on ENTER THE WU-TANG. A masterpiece. He’s one of the greatest producers of all time.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Throw on ENTER THE WU-TANG. A masterpiece. He’s one of the greatest producers of all time.
I literally had to shower that man off of me after filming.
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I literally had to shower that man off of me after filming.
Theeeeeee Arthurian movie. Still feels like a strange, ecstatic dream whenever I watch it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Theeeeeee Arthurian movie. Still feels like a strange, ecstatic dream whenever I watch it.
This is what bugs me: AI has actual applications. It’s just that none of them are the ones being pushed by its most vocal proponents.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is what bugs me: AI has actual applications. It’s just that none of them are the ones being pushed by its most vocal proponents.
Someone has forgotten about TROPIC THUNDER and ROCK OF AGES.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Someone has forgotten about TROPIC THUNDER and ROCK OF AGES.
Damn dude that’s a LIST. Wouldn’t strike a single name.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Damn dude that’s a LIST. Wouldn’t strike a single name.
And Caine was genuinely great in that. But Cruise was next level.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
And Caine was genuinely great in that. But Cruise was next level.
That movie waaaaiiiillls
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That movie waaaaiiiillls