Abe Goldfarb
@abegoldfarb.bsky.social
Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness.
Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR
Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR
right on schedule
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
right on schedule
Laying low this Black Friday.
ASK ME ANYTHING
ASK ME ANYTHING
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Laying low this Black Friday.
ASK ME ANYTHING
ASK ME ANYTHING
Udo Kier, one of those actors for whom the interview was an artform in and of itself
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Udo Kier, one of those actors for whom the interview was an artform in and of itself
“Have you tried Grok Unhinged Mode?”
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“Have you tried Grok Unhinged Mode?”
The other day I was in a coffee shop waiting on my order and the barista kept calling out to Steven. Until finally she leaned over right next to me and went “EXCUSE me. STEVEN.”
And at first I was annoyed but then I realized yeah just going on visuals I’m pretty much a Steven, you got me there.
And at first I was annoyed but then I realized yeah just going on visuals I’m pretty much a Steven, you got me there.
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The other day I was in a coffee shop waiting on my order and the barista kept calling out to Steven. Until finally she leaned over right next to me and went “EXCUSE me. STEVEN.”
And at first I was annoyed but then I realized yeah just going on visuals I’m pretty much a Steven, you got me there.
And at first I was annoyed but then I realized yeah just going on visuals I’m pretty much a Steven, you got me there.
well, fuck
RIP mani
he’d deserve a spot in the hall of fame for “i am the resurrection” all on its own, but throw in his pulverizing work on XTRMNTR and it’s not even fair to draw comparisons
simply a legend
RIP mani
he’d deserve a spot in the hall of fame for “i am the resurrection” all on its own, but throw in his pulverizing work on XTRMNTR and it’s not even fair to draw comparisons
simply a legend
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
well, fuck
RIP mani
he’d deserve a spot in the hall of fame for “i am the resurrection” all on its own, but throw in his pulverizing work on XTRMNTR and it’s not even fair to draw comparisons
simply a legend
RIP mani
he’d deserve a spot in the hall of fame for “i am the resurrection” all on its own, but throw in his pulverizing work on XTRMNTR and it’s not even fair to draw comparisons
simply a legend
another terrifying day in Crime City
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
another terrifying day in Crime City
at this point it may be scientifically impossible to be more divorced than Graham linehan
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
at this point it may be scientifically impossible to be more divorced than Graham linehan
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
captured whilst Kind Of On One tonight
(videographer: amanda mustard)
(videographer: amanda mustard)
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
captured whilst Kind Of On One tonight
(videographer: amanda mustard)
(videographer: amanda mustard)
PEKING OPERA BLUES really has to be in my all time top ten. A film of inexhaustible invention, energy and charm. Three legend-level actresses going full tilt and a director slamming the screen with one eye-melting comic panel composition after another. The rooftop climax is out-of-body great.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
PEKING OPERA BLUES really has to be in my all time top ten. A film of inexhaustible invention, energy and charm. Three legend-level actresses going full tilt and a director slamming the screen with one eye-melting comic panel composition after another. The rooftop climax is out-of-body great.
I suppose I just don’t think it’s crazy to have anxiety about the sundowning pedophile cult leader who likes to send armies into American cities.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I suppose I just don’t think it’s crazy to have anxiety about the sundowning pedophile cult leader who likes to send armies into American cities.
At one point Michael Flatley (playing retired spy Victor Blackley) takes off one jauntily angled hat only to be handed another. This to me is cinema.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
At one point Michael Flatley (playing retired spy Victor Blackley) takes off one jauntily angled hat only to be handed another. This to me is cinema.
BLACKBIRD: I bet most of you didn’t know that Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley wrote, directed and starred in a spy movie. If you ever wondered what CASABLANCA would be like with no plot and Eric Roberts, this is a must see. Flatley wears many hats here. Literal hats, all at the same angle.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
BLACKBIRD: I bet most of you didn’t know that Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley wrote, directed and starred in a spy movie. If you ever wondered what CASABLANCA would be like with no plot and Eric Roberts, this is a must see. Flatley wears many hats here. Literal hats, all at the same angle.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
when your poll numbers are so bad you freak out and invent UBI
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
when your poll numbers are so bad you freak out and invent UBI
The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
BAAGHI 4: Tiger Shroff’s signature action franchise takes another wild swing. The opening hour repeats its premise too many times (our guy is having hallucinations of a lost love…*or is he*), but the payoff is a jaw-dropping cascade of ultraviolent melodrama. Mesmerizingly insane.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
BAAGHI 4: Tiger Shroff’s signature action franchise takes another wild swing. The opening hour repeats its premise too many times (our guy is having hallucinations of a lost love…*or is he*), but the payoff is a jaw-dropping cascade of ultraviolent melodrama. Mesmerizingly insane.
oh my god fuck off loser
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
oh my god fuck off loser
let’s fucking gohran (is that anything)
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
let’s fucking gohran (is that anything)
“I didn't quite understand everything, but I had a great time and that's what matters, I think”
🥰🥰🥰
🥰🥰🥰
November 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“I didn't quite understand everything, but I had a great time and that's what matters, I think”
🥰🥰🥰
🥰🥰🥰
THE BODYGUARD FROM BEIJING: Not a major Yuen-Li collaboration, but a delight nonetheless. A swift, cheerful bit of 90s gun-fu comfort food that neatly establishes Jet Li’s unexplored romantic bona fides. There’s some melodrama, some culture clash comedy (HK vs Mainland!) and a wailing climax.
October 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
THE BODYGUARD FROM BEIJING: Not a major Yuen-Li collaboration, but a delight nonetheless. A swift, cheerful bit of 90s gun-fu comfort food that neatly establishes Jet Li’s unexplored romantic bona fides. There’s some melodrama, some culture clash comedy (HK vs Mainland!) and a wailing climax.
how far we’ve come
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
how far we’ve come
the beard…is on hiatus
face naked once again
face naked once again
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the beard…is on hiatus
face naked once again
face naked once again