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abbyhorchata.bsky.social
abby.
@abbyhorchata.bsky.social
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Queer people just dress like Pokemon trainers
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
family roadtrip time please pray for me. not just for safety but mostly for having to deal with my father.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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It's for my family
campbells soup isn't for eating, it's for throwing at billionaires' heads
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I could eat more mayonnaise than you can imagine. Enough mayonnaise to shock the consciences of people of all nations.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I’m so tired of women being told constantly to arm themselves instead of men being told to leave women the fuck alone
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
campbells soup isn't for eating, it's for throwing at billionaires' heads
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
if a tv show or a commercial has a doorbell sound effect my dog screams at me like we're going to fucking die. never mind the fact that 9 times out of 10, it doesn't even sound like our doorbell. how can we make doorbell sounds illegal
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i don't believe in women's wrongs. women are never wrong, actually.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i love clicking random links. every virus is worth it for how much i love clicking links every day
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
my secret talent is turning a 10 minute task into a 30 minute task
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
makeup commercials for some reason:

do you want to see what this product looks like when it's spillinggggg??? i know you want to see it squiiirrrrrt ouu
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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in america, everyone is a pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
new pic that actually looks like me what do we think is this one good
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
dragula sent my fav home. check on the goths in your life
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Please turn off your #Ring cameras so that kids/families just trying to participate in #Halloween don't get caught up by ICE. Ring has partnered with them, so we know how this is going to turn out.

Also, please consider removing Ring entirely or AT LEAST turn on the e2e encryption.

RING=ICE
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
having short term and long term memory loss means that you try to write a lot of notes so you don't forget things, but then you forget that you wrote that note, so you open a new note to write it down, but then you forget that you wrote that note.. what im saying is i have 684 notes in my notes app
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
having one of those days where i can't do it! time keeps moving forward but i can't keep going with it!
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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what happened to mambos 1-4
September 26, 2023 at 11:10 PM
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-citizen, do you know your Gestapo from your Sipo? Your SA from your SD? Your Waffen SS from your..
October 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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you’re not “hitting the pussy stupid style”. i know for a fact that you’re sitting on the toilet
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
me every night when i take my big pill:

aauHHHHHG AU👅bleHg
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
why is everything a series now and why is it always bad?
"It: Welcome to Derry" is overflowing with major shortcomings, but none are quite as great as its central plot's sheer, unbridled asininity.
HBO’s New ‘It’ Series Completely Ruins Stephen King’s Epic
Even that murderous clown didn’t deserve this.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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my tits may be really small, but at least i got a flat ass and big fucking feet
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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when i got this tattoo i didn’t know what it symbolized and it DOES NOT represent who I am today
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM