The phone call scene is kind of a miracle.

And let me tell you: after a decade and change of interchangeable pieces of plywood named Chris being all we had for leading men, Josh O’ Connor is like water in the desert. The movie makes a metatarsal argument for his movie stardom and it is damn convincing.

My store usually gets a dozen of the major 4K’s when they come out and they were all gone by the end of the day last Tuesday.

The videos my friends were watching make the edited interview in “Homer Badman” look like it was cut by Thelma Schoonmaker, not to mention “body language experts” that insisted that the curvature of Heard’s eyebrows indicated that she was literally Satan

The week that verdict came out really brought to light just how many of my co-workers had their brains throughly cooked by TikTok, it was like hearing people I thought were intelligent insist that the sky wasn’t blue because their phones said it wasn’t

Bastards

“Box Of Rain”

Also Bill Simmons’ “Caleb Williams sucks and will be benched by Week 13” take keeps getting funnier