🖤Banana Witch🖤
@a-witchful-banana.bsky.social
Academic gay
Set bread on fire twice
Go check out my partner being silly, sometimes I also show up:
twitch.tv/goblin_fae
Set bread on fire twice
Go check out my partner being silly, sometimes I also show up:
twitch.tv/goblin_fae
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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I personally think it’s beautiful that zoomer/millennial men have brought back the porn stache. We need more porn staches
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I personally think it’s beautiful that zoomer/millennial men have brought back the porn stache. We need more porn staches
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Send that text. Record that voice memo. Someone just sent me one that made me tear up. You never know what someone is going through. Though my thing is public, you never know. ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Send that text. Record that voice memo. Someone just sent me one that made me tear up. You never know what someone is going through. Though my thing is public, you never know. ❤️
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going "WAIT THATS A THING?!" when cis ppl ask me about the surgery
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
going "WAIT THATS A THING?!" when cis ppl ask me about the surgery
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Thinking of assignments, I have to write one for Saturday. Gonna quote god or something like that on what the impacts of AI is in society
imagine getting a bad grade on an assignment in college and telling on your professor to your mom
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Thinking of assignments, I have to write one for Saturday. Gonna quote god or something like that on what the impacts of AI is in society
God he's so swagged up
Democracy Now!'s Amy Goodman questioned Zohran Mamdani about his meeting with President Trump as the Mayor-elect joined striking workers on a Starbucks picket line Monday.
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
God he's so swagged up
After being told by its constituents that chat control was a no go, the European union still wants to suppress dissenting voices at any cost, under the guise of "protecting the children" shame on all these loser politicians
fightchatcontrol.eu
#chatcontrol #eu #eupols #eupolitics #european #denmark
fightchatcontrol.eu
#chatcontrol #eu #eupols #eupolitics #european #denmark
Fight Chat Control - Protect Digital Privacy in the EU
Learn about the EU Chat Control proposal and contact your representatives to protect digital privacy and encryption.
fightchatcontrol.eu
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
After being told by its constituents that chat control was a no go, the European union still wants to suppress dissenting voices at any cost, under the guise of "protecting the children" shame on all these loser politicians
fightchatcontrol.eu
#chatcontrol #eu #eupols #eupolitics #european #denmark
fightchatcontrol.eu
#chatcontrol #eu #eupols #eupolitics #european #denmark
"Sorry my child of Christ, we must just beat the devil out of you"
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"Sorry my child of Christ, we must just beat the devil out of you"
Kind of fucked up that they don't give the bullet enough credit for making Charlie Kirk this famous
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Kind of fucked up that they don't give the bullet enough credit for making Charlie Kirk this famous
Oh damn seems like it was for real somebody from Afghanistan.
All the biggest losers are gooning all over the place that they can now use this to try and murder every brown person.
All the biggest losers are gooning all over the place that they can now use this to try and murder every brown person.
Hey guys it's that time of the month!
Y'know the one that a shooting happens and trans people did it yet again!
Just waiting for all the rightoids to come out of the woodwork and say that trans people did the shooting of the national guard in Washington DC
Y'know the one that a shooting happens and trans people did it yet again!
Just waiting for all the rightoids to come out of the woodwork and say that trans people did the shooting of the national guard in Washington DC
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh damn seems like it was for real somebody from Afghanistan.
All the biggest losers are gooning all over the place that they can now use this to try and murder every brown person.
All the biggest losers are gooning all over the place that they can now use this to try and murder every brown person.
She survived the radioactive levels of cringe emitted by Eric Adams, so I give her 50% chances of surviving the aneurysm that would be that interview.
Regular people would have negative 500% chances of surviving
Regular people would have negative 500% chances of surviving
I’ve decided that the only person I want to interview Sam Altman is Ziwe
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
She survived the radioactive levels of cringe emitted by Eric Adams, so I give her 50% chances of surviving the aneurysm that would be that interview.
Regular people would have negative 500% chances of surviving
Regular people would have negative 500% chances of surviving
Hey guys it's that time of the month!
Y'know the one that a shooting happens and trans people did it yet again!
Just waiting for all the rightoids to come out of the woodwork and say that trans people did the shooting of the national guard in Washington DC
Y'know the one that a shooting happens and trans people did it yet again!
Just waiting for all the rightoids to come out of the woodwork and say that trans people did the shooting of the national guard in Washington DC
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey guys it's that time of the month!
Y'know the one that a shooting happens and trans people did it yet again!
Just waiting for all the rightoids to come out of the woodwork and say that trans people did the shooting of the national guard in Washington DC
Y'know the one that a shooting happens and trans people did it yet again!
Just waiting for all the rightoids to come out of the woodwork and say that trans people did the shooting of the national guard in Washington DC
twitch.tv/goblin_fae
Partner guy goober is streaming! They're going through Walter Masterson's new video on Maga for Zohran
Later they're going to rizz up their furniture in date everything!
#reacts #twitch #twitchstreaming #dateeverything #datingsim
Partner guy goober is streaming! They're going through Walter Masterson's new video on Maga for Zohran
Later they're going to rizz up their furniture in date everything!
#reacts #twitch #twitchstreaming #dateeverything #datingsim
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
twitch.tv/goblin_fae
Partner guy goober is streaming! They're going through Walter Masterson's new video on Maga for Zohran
Later they're going to rizz up their furniture in date everything!
#reacts #twitch #twitchstreaming #dateeverything #datingsim
Partner guy goober is streaming! They're going through Walter Masterson's new video on Maga for Zohran
Later they're going to rizz up their furniture in date everything!
#reacts #twitch #twitchstreaming #dateeverything #datingsim
HE'S IN LOVE
Oh my god
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
HE'S IN LOVE
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
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JD watches grimly from the sidelines (artist's conception)
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
JD watches grimly from the sidelines (artist's conception)
Average guy that constantly has to be reminded to breathe when they run into Themperoresses
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Average guy that constantly has to be reminded to breathe when they run into Themperoresses
Woke is when I get my head bashed in by someone breathing like it's 2009
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Woke is when I get my head bashed in by someone breathing like it's 2009
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It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
Why the fuck does he look drunk lol
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why the fuck does he look drunk lol
Germany stop doing Nazi shit challenge: level impossible (they can't stop themselves it's pathological)
The German government said that it’s lifting restrictions on exports of military equipment to Israel that were imposed over three months ago.
The German government says it’s lifting restrictions on exports of military equipment to Israel
The German government is lifting its restrictions on military exports to Israel. This decision comes weeks after a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas.
bit.ly
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Germany stop doing Nazi shit challenge: level impossible (they can't stop themselves it's pathological)
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What if trump's double dick suck dance is just him trying to communicate previous events
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What if trump's double dick suck dance is just him trying to communicate previous events