9000UK – Independent Creator
@9000uk.bsky.social
Independent Artist | Creator of AbsurdCore 🎭
Rap, Pop, Rock, Blues, Gospel, Reggae & More 🎶
Over 1,100 tracks released – 100% DIY.
Proud PRS & Ivors Academy member.
Rap, Pop, Rock, Blues, Gospel, Reggae & More 🎶
Over 1,100 tracks released – 100% DIY.
Proud PRS & Ivors Academy member.
A high voltage build of rhythm, force and competitive momentum.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A high voltage build of rhythm, force and competitive momentum.
A soft travelling dream where every mile rewrites the sky and every moment learns to fly.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A soft travelling dream where every mile rewrites the sky and every moment learns to fly.
A soft, smoky R&B ending where lies fall like ash and every step fades into silence.
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A soft, smoky R&B ending where lies fall like ash and every step fades into silence.
A soulful Soft Rock reflection on letting go of scripted expectations and choosing a life that is finally your own.
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A soulful Soft Rock reflection on letting go of scripted expectations and choosing a life that is finally your own.
A surreal holiday soundscape of coughing carols, paradox lights and absurd festive emotion.
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A surreal holiday soundscape of coughing carols, paradox lights and absurd festive emotion.
A surreal heavenly dropout where wings will not load and choirs wait for signal.
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A surreal heavenly dropout where wings will not load and choirs wait for signal.
A surreal winter moment where snowman identity melts in soap, steam and tumbling warmth.
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A surreal winter moment where snowman identity melts in soap, steam and tumbling warmth.
A surreal bakery uprising where gingerbread rebels march through crumbs and ovens thunder in revolt.
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A surreal bakery uprising where gingerbread rebels march through crumbs and ovens thunder in revolt.
A surreal festive scene of misplaced hymns, torn lyrics and off key devotion.
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A surreal festive scene of misplaced hymns, torn lyrics and off key devotion.
A surreal Christmas night where angels sip pints, bells ring wrong and Wetherspoons becomes a modern manger.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A surreal Christmas night where angels sip pints, bells ring wrong and Wetherspoons becomes a modern manger.
A surreal seasonal reflection where turkey emotions simmer, spill and transform through absurd therapy.
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A surreal seasonal reflection where turkey emotions simmer, spill and transform through absurd therapy.
A surreal holiday haunting where woollen spirits sigh and nostalgia sings the blues.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A surreal holiday haunting where woollen spirits sigh and nostalgia sings the blues.
A surreal holiday protest with chanting elves, rioting snowballs and Santa negotiating through frost.
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A surreal holiday protest with chanting elves, rioting snowballs and Santa negotiating through frost.
A surreal festive rebellion where Mrs Claus unleashes punk anarchy and rewrites Christmas sound.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
A surreal festive rebellion where Mrs Claus unleashes punk anarchy and rewrites Christmas sound.
A modern HipHop message honouring the craft, the service and the light of Freemasonry. Full track can be found on YouTube and very soon on all music platforms. Full track can be found on YouTube and very soon on all music platforms.
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A modern HipHop message honouring the craft, the service and the light of Freemasonry. Full track can be found on YouTube and very soon on all music platforms. Full track can be found on YouTube and very soon on all music platforms.
A soulful message of community, truth and service inspired by Freemasons who shine through acts of kindness. Full track can be found on YouTube and very soon on all music platforms. Full track can be found on YouTube and very soon on all music platforms.
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A soulful message of community, truth and service inspired by Freemasons who shine through acts of kindness. Full track can be found on YouTube and very soon on all music platforms. Full track can be found on YouTube and very soon on all music platforms.
A surreal snowman narrative where winter thought melts into calm puddles of absurd peace.
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A surreal snowman narrative where winter thought melts into calm puddles of absurd peace.
A soulful RnB uplift where hope grows in silence, courage breaks through fear and dreams take flight.
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A soulful RnB uplift where hope grows in silence, courage breaks through fear and dreams take flight.
A surreal holiday breakdown where the elf escapes deadlines, HR calls and collapsing shelves.
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A surreal holiday breakdown where the elf escapes deadlines, HR calls and collapsing shelves.
A surreal holiday breakdown where the elf escapes deadlines, HR calls and collapsing shelves.
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A surreal holiday breakdown where the elf escapes deadlines, HR calls and collapsing shelves.
A surreal festive traffic moment where reindeer swirl, sleigh bells jam and civic cheer collides with Christmas fate.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A surreal festive traffic moment where reindeer swirl, sleigh bells jam and civic cheer collides with Christmas fate.
A surreal pastel Easter realm humming with absurd choirs, frosted faith and cracked meaning.
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A surreal pastel Easter realm humming with absurd choirs, frosted faith and cracked meaning.
A surreal Greek Easter moment blending holy fire, garlic scent, ouzo laughter and AbsurdCore celebration.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A surreal Greek Easter moment blending holy fire, garlic scent, ouzo laughter and AbsurdCore celebration.
A surreal pastoral choir where a lamb sings in holy tone and clouds respond with applause.
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A surreal pastoral choir where a lamb sings in holy tone and clouds respond with applause.
A surreal café where guilt brews, prophets tip sin and Pilate serves steaming redemption.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A surreal café where guilt brews, prophets tip sin and Pilate serves steaming redemption.