He’s gotten two guys head coaching jobs and then Sirianni picked two who spent the year calling high school offenses, Hurts obviously isn’t perfect but it’s a pretty easy pattern to follow

I understand your concerns but Vince has too much football coaching success and I honestly kept calling the guy Tony so I have to be honest and revert to what worked.

everything we know about Sirianni suggests “choked to death on own saliva” is a more likely outcome than “Madden-level winning percentage” and yet

“If I knew, I’d fix it” after two super bowls in three years good lord

for real! I don’t know what kind of voodoo butterball is up to but mine hit 165 almost a full hour earlier than I expected

Hold up, are these hollowed out potatoes with deviled egg filling?

“Wasn’t me”

The entire northeast is filled with people like that. They are born antagonists, the least popular cousin in every family

I’d be done sooner tho

I am going to be saying “we love pootie!” in his stupid voice for the rest of the day you son of a