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Critter of the week ! 🧡
I went all regional on you and painted our cute Mediterranean gecko, Tarentola Mauritanica. She's probably on her way to make a nice cicada ratatouille to celebrate Bastille Day or something 🍅
#art #illustration #watercolorpainting #gouache #fantasy #gecko #reptiles
July 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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btw wikipedia's only usable image of toby fox is still the one where he's completely covered in foam
June 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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why finish writing anything when i can just start something else?
June 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
June 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Happy Pride As Long As You're Cis Gay Or Lesbian Only And Not Fat And Monogamous But Don't Have Kids And Don't Dye Your Hair And Dress Modestly And Don't Go On About It, Love From The Companies xx
June 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Avocet chicks hatch ready to run.

Within hours, they’re wading through shallow lagoons, feeding themselves as they follow both parents along the water’s edge.

The adults stay close, watching carefully and calling sharply at the first sign of danger.

#SpringStories
June 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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“Some of y’all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows”
June 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"
June 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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PaRappa the Trip Sitter
June 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The alt text is delightfully worded
Morning espy
June 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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It's that time! The #ficwip5k is now open for sign-ups

🍍 write any AU in no more than 5,000 words
🍍 it's an AU if you say it is!
🍍 all fandoms, all ships + ofic welcome
🍍 post any time in August
🍍 open to writers 14 & up. discord not required

🏖️ tinyurl.com/theficwip5k
June 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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When politicians talk about keeping the children safe from "pornography", this is what they mean
The arrest of online fanfic erotica writers (99% young women) in China is still ongoing, some are getting sentenced to 10 years in prison

I didn’t see any newer international coverage of this but I saw on Weibo today that more writers are getting sentenced right now

amp.scmp.com/news/china/p...
Chinese police target writers of gay erotica with prison terms and heavy fines
The crackdown in Anhui has triggered debates about possible abuses of power and whether the law itself is too heavy-handed.
amp.scmp.com
June 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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A glimpse into the places, people and daily life of Palestine before the 1948 Nakba.
Palestine before the Nakba, in 100 photos
A glimpse into the places, people and daily life of Palestine before the 1948 Nakba.
bit.ly
May 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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May 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.

PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Welcome to the public domain, THEY GO BOOM! (1929). Laurel & Hardy battle a bad cold, a leaky air mattress & total chaos in a tiny boarding house room. It's slapstick gold. 🎞️🤧💥

Learn more ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/w...

#PublicDomain #PublicDomainDay
May 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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putting this up here on its own again because she deserves to be seen
May 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
May 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Moments in nature... the sky dance of the Marsh Harrier 🍃

📹 @mart-the-gooner.bsky.social
April 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Congratulations to the writers of Red Dwarf for their continuing contribution to the culture
Which swear words do Britons find the most offensive?

C*nt: 82% say very or fairly offensive
Motherf*cker: 70%
Fatherf*cker: 62%
B*tch: 55%
F*ck: 53%
W*nker: 53%
B*stard: 45%
P*ssy: 44%
Pr*ck: 42%
Tw*t: 40%
A*sehole: 39%
D*ckhead: 39%
Son of b*tch: 36%
C*ck: 34%

Full list in the chart 👇
April 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
“Not a thing,” Phil replied. “I let some of the old lot know, Terri and Bile, but they didn't say much, and didn't ask about a funeral.” He shrugged, taking another [word] of his fag and trying to blow a smoke ring. It didn't work. He just ended up coughing and spluttering a bit.
This week's word is...

✨ SMOKE ✨

Find the word in any WIP & share the sentence containing it. All fandoms, all ships, all writers welcome!

#wordgamewednesday
April 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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ppl on tiktok are going "omg we're about to have an art renaissance like in the 1920s, music and stories are gonna be great" girl how 😭 you already don't support the artists that we have right now and most of yall are using chatgpt and devaluing actual human-made artwork.
April 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM