Turmut Hoer
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Turmut Hoer
@4u5t0.bsky.social
Now zum deloights in 'aymakin' an' zum they vancies mow-w-w-win', but of all the jobs as Oi loik best gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'
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More horn sections. This time a full big band section (alto, alto, tenor, tenor, baritone) doing a sort of R&B 9/8 thing. Very thrown together today, but fun to arrange.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Have you heard Bill Bailey’s affectionate Portishead pisstake ? youtu.be/0R7OVnTyUvM?...
Bill Bailey - Zippedee Do Dah - Part Troll
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November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I love your support for literacy, even if the phrasing is unorthodox.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It did make some for some comedy for my Late Wife & I in our early days.

[situation: inside a supermarket]
LW: What do you want?
I: I don't mind
LW (exasperated) can you at least make a decision. We can have either A or B, choose.
I: B
LW: we'll have A, I don't fancy B
I: what was the point?
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It seems to me that some folk at any point in time want a particular flavour/texture/etc to be hitting their mouth (tacos! spag bol! momos! chippy chips!).

I (maybe others like me) simply enjoy flavours and textures. I really don't mind. That can be very unhelpful.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Have you shaved your head yet?
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It didn't improve the prevalence of typos in my posts either 😟
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Lockdown era, one courier had this. I was drop 35 or so. Drop 12 was literally tow street away from me, then the van went off on a big loop around outlying areas.

I am not sure that knowing the itinerary improved my state of mind.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
£¾ million
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Look, just apply your woad and pose for a selfie with me. FREEDOM!
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Did you see "mocking the nonce's appalling grammar is ableism, ackshewally?" discourse earlier? There might be reruns on Bsky Gold later.
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Fuiyoh.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Main bus B has an opportunity to supply the correct number of volts."
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM