TACO Grande
@44billionregrets.bsky.social
Sitting under the learning tree. Pedantry Isn't Wit and Contrarianism Isn't Wisdom.
where interests align, actual conspiracy is unnecessary.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
where interests align, actual conspiracy is unnecessary.
Patty and Marcie are both willing to “straighten out” for him at a moment’s notice and he’s just too busy moping about the nameless red-headed girl to notice. Alas.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Patty and Marcie are both willing to “straighten out” for him at a moment’s notice and he’s just too busy moping about the nameless red-headed girl to notice. Alas.
That question o curd to me as well
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That question o curd to me as well
one of our evolutionary advantages that has led to us dominating the planet is that as far as the animal kingdom is concerned We Taste Like Shit.
Generally nothing tries to eat us unless we are Fucking With It.
Generally nothing tries to eat us unless we are Fucking With It.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
one of our evolutionary advantages that has led to us dominating the planet is that as far as the animal kingdom is concerned We Taste Like Shit.
Generally nothing tries to eat us unless we are Fucking With It.
Generally nothing tries to eat us unless we are Fucking With It.
i think it was the late Richard Jeni who had the joke about the "punch a shark on the nose to stop an attack" thing.
Shark: "Ow! why did you do that?"
Swimmer: "i thought you were going to attack me!"
Shark: "well i HAVE to, now. all my friends are watching."
Shark: "Ow! why did you do that?"
Swimmer: "i thought you were going to attack me!"
Shark: "well i HAVE to, now. all my friends are watching."
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i think it was the late Richard Jeni who had the joke about the "punch a shark on the nose to stop an attack" thing.
Shark: "Ow! why did you do that?"
Swimmer: "i thought you were going to attack me!"
Shark: "well i HAVE to, now. all my friends are watching."
Shark: "Ow! why did you do that?"
Swimmer: "i thought you were going to attack me!"
Shark: "well i HAVE to, now. all my friends are watching."
especially given that it's about the 11th election in a row where they've told that lie
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
especially given that it's about the 11th election in a row where they've told that lie
maybe he's from Klagenfurt
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
maybe he's from Klagenfurt
she's also resigning the day AFTER she hits the minimum service time required for the congressional pension, so, y'know...
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
she's also resigning the day AFTER she hits the minimum service time required for the congressional pension, so, y'know...
i mean, it's the safe guess...
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i mean, it's the safe guess...
Don’t let the J fool you.
Trump‘s middle name is MARK
Trump‘s middle name is MARK
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Don’t let the J fool you.
Trump‘s middle name is MARK
Trump‘s middle name is MARK
he just knows how to work a mark,and mark might as well be Trump's middle name.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
he just knows how to work a mark,and mark might as well be Trump's middle name.
he's the Grok President. no wonder there's so many dipshit fans of both.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
he's the Grok President. no wonder there's so many dipshit fans of both.
i hope someday will come a day where this no longer has to be one of my favorite songs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=matr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=matr...
TOOL - Jerk-Off (Official Live Audio)
YouTube video by TOOLVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i hope someday will come a day where this no longer has to be one of my favorite songs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=matr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=matr...
habitual line-steppers. unfortunately they do not stop until and unless you make them stop.
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
habitual line-steppers. unfortunately they do not stop until and unless you make them stop.
they will always need a new scapegoat for why the trains still aren't running on time, and no matter what it will eventually be you.
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
they will always need a new scapegoat for why the trains still aren't running on time, and no matter what it will eventually be you.
(seriously teen bullying is bad enough when you only have to worry about the live audience i feel so much for these kids who have to worry about being recorded for content as the My Friend Likes You prank (and worse) gets sprung on them)
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
(seriously teen bullying is bad enough when you only have to worry about the live audience i feel so much for these kids who have to worry about being recorded for content as the My Friend Likes You prank (and worse) gets sprung on them)
so much of my youthful arrogance and dumbassery safely lost to the sands of time thanks to "smart" phones and social media being weird fringe things not yet widely accepted.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
so much of my youthful arrogance and dumbassery safely lost to the sands of time thanks to "smart" phones and social media being weird fringe things not yet widely accepted.
yeah they'll just go back to regular old Reagan Cult Republicans instead of Trump Cult MAGApublicans.
Pyrric Victory.
Pyrric Victory.
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
yeah they'll just go back to regular old Reagan Cult Republicans instead of Trump Cult MAGApublicans.
Pyrric Victory.
Pyrric Victory.
"Tungsten. Drake Tungsten."
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"Tungsten. Drake Tungsten."
sadly, i'm reduced to being glad they did the bare minimum (revoked this guy's sideline pass)
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
sadly, i'm reduced to being glad they did the bare minimum (revoked this guy's sideline pass)
You’d think so. And yet…
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You’d think so. And yet…
Always good to schedule a The Good Shit day for ourselves
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Always good to schedule a The Good Shit day for ourselves
“The Free Frogurt is also cursed.”
That‘s bad.
“But the topping is AI-free!”
That’s good!
“The topping contains Jack Dorsey.”
….
“That’s bad.”
That‘s bad.
“But the topping is AI-free!”
That’s good!
“The topping contains Jack Dorsey.”
….
“That’s bad.”
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“The Free Frogurt is also cursed.”
That‘s bad.
“But the topping is AI-free!”
That’s good!
“The topping contains Jack Dorsey.”
….
“That’s bad.”
That‘s bad.
“But the topping is AI-free!”
That’s good!
“The topping contains Jack Dorsey.”
….
“That’s bad.”
"Here's some cyanide, Jeff. We'll be back in 5 minutes to make sure you took it."
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
"Here's some cyanide, Jeff. We'll be back in 5 minutes to make sure you took it."