*six bees in my ass voice*: there's six bees in my ass
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
*six bees in my ass voice*: there's six bees in my ass
kill yourself kill your
self kill yourself kill yourself
kill yourself kill your
self kill yourself kill yourself
kill yourself kill your
October 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
kill yourself kill your
self kill yourself kill yourself
kill yourself kill your
self kill yourself kill yourself
kill yourself kill your
fresh flesh carpentry
living jigsaw puzzle meat
man missing pieces
living jigsaw puzzle meat
man missing pieces
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
fresh flesh carpentry
living jigsaw puzzle meat
man missing pieces
living jigsaw puzzle meat
man missing pieces
used cars, west ennui
vehicular hostages
suck exhaust rich boy
vehicular hostages
suck exhaust rich boy
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
used cars, west ennui
vehicular hostages
suck exhaust rich boy
vehicular hostages
suck exhaust rich boy
coming to you live
inside your dad i now wait
online parasite
inside your dad i now wait
online parasite
October 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
coming to you live
inside your dad i now wait
online parasite
inside your dad i now wait
online parasite
chunky piss is here
now in kidneys everywhere
celebrate your pain
now in kidneys everywhere
celebrate your pain
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
chunky piss is here
now in kidneys everywhere
celebrate your pain
now in kidneys everywhere
celebrate your pain
corroborated
ethically studied ham
pork science will reign
ethically studied ham
pork science will reign
October 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
corroborated
ethically studied ham
pork science will reign
ethically studied ham
pork science will reign
it's earth's haiku week. post/reply in haiku or get moon imprisoned
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
it's earth's haiku week. post/reply in haiku or get moon imprisoned
Reposted by tarlton minse
interviewer: 2 doubloons or a labubu
subject: labubu
interviewer: absolute power or a labubu
subject: (pointing a gun at the interviewer) you will give me both
subject: labubu
interviewer: absolute power or a labubu
subject: (pointing a gun at the interviewer) you will give me both
October 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
interviewer: 2 doubloons or a labubu
subject: labubu
interviewer: absolute power or a labubu
subject: (pointing a gun at the interviewer) you will give me both
subject: labubu
interviewer: absolute power or a labubu
subject: (pointing a gun at the interviewer) you will give me both
there's a small, pink man dancing on my grave. he's pink as a grapefruit, probably from all the exercise dancing
October 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
there's a small, pink man dancing on my grave. he's pink as a grapefruit, probably from all the exercise dancing
the government want you to know. they want you to share the miracle. mix every cleaning chemical you can find into a gatorade bottle and drink it. they need you to know that this is how we make it. this is how we break through.
October 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
the government want you to know. they want you to share the miracle. mix every cleaning chemical you can find into a gatorade bottle and drink it. they need you to know that this is how we make it. this is how we break through.
cutting my tuna with mayo just to feel something
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
cutting my tuna with mayo just to feel something
mission impossible: dad reckoning. 1.5 hours of dad looking at burgers on the grill and going mmhmmm i reckon that's done. tom cruise scissor kicks me into space
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
mission impossible: dad reckoning. 1.5 hours of dad looking at burgers on the grill and going mmhmmm i reckon that's done. tom cruise scissor kicks me into space
all five of my thumbs point to the east. i can't control it. it's like a physical metaphor for optimism
October 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
all five of my thumbs point to the east. i can't control it. it's like a physical metaphor for optimism
look upon my twerks ye mighty and despair; the booty is poppin for thee
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
look upon my twerks ye mighty and despair; the booty is poppin for thee
building a machine that will end
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
building a machine that will end
popping a clutch of horse eggs like jellybeans. gonna hatch in my tummy and give the gut flora something to bet on
October 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
popping a clutch of horse eggs like jellybeans. gonna hatch in my tummy and give the gut flora something to bet on
sitting calmly at the end of a very long, elaborate rube-goldberg machine. the final piece is a shotgun, the barrel is in my mouth. i'm humming the theme tune from pacific rim
October 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
sitting calmly at the end of a very long, elaborate rube-goldberg machine. the final piece is a shotgun, the barrel is in my mouth. i'm humming the theme tune from pacific rim
following a beautiful swan into the mist. our oil lamps are flickering and the men are frightened but it has my pocket watch and i need it back
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
following a beautiful swan into the mist. our oil lamps are flickering and the men are frightened but it has my pocket watch and i need it back
battlefield 6 comes out in a few hours. gamers rise up #johnhaloismypresident
October 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
battlefield 6 comes out in a few hours. gamers rise up #johnhaloismypresident
if mclaren don't put some respect on piastri's name i will subject zak brown to The Ten Gauntlets of Xiao Lu
October 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
if mclaren don't put some respect on piastri's name i will subject zak brown to The Ten Gauntlets of Xiao Lu
my other car is joe lo truglio
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
my other car is joe lo truglio
books are a clown car for words
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
books are a clown car for words
my dog joined a union. not sure what it means
October 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
my dog joined a union. not sure what it means