Michael Roplastics
@2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social
kid crush, go
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
kid crush, go
i’d love to replace the inarguably bad ios keyboard, but… not with this
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
i’d love to replace the inarguably bad ios keyboard, but… not with this
i love being in london because you’ll see an economy car called a Cactus with giant oem plastic kneepads on the doors and it’s blasting uk grime with bass rattling the windows and the guy’s going like “oi mate you might fink you’re proper hard / you won’t be laffin when i’ve nicked your oyster card”
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i love being in london because you’ll see an economy car called a Cactus with giant oem plastic kneepads on the doors and it’s blasting uk grime with bass rattling the windows and the guy’s going like “oi mate you might fink you’re proper hard / you won’t be laffin when i’ve nicked your oyster card”
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social charlotte, i say this with love, but your “the popeye’s biscuit has too much flavor” thing made me instantly search my camera roll for this old clip
August 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social charlotte, i say this with love, but your “the popeye’s biscuit has too much flavor” thing made me instantly search my camera roll for this old clip
hey bro i found your pizza
August 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
hey bro i found your pizza
have not been able to stop laughing at this — based on op’s post and comment history, i think they are 100% truly oblivious to any possible double entendres they may have posted/invented
August 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
have not been able to stop laughing at this — based on op’s post and comment history, i think they are 100% truly oblivious to any possible double entendres they may have posted/invented
fake grand theft auto lookin ass restaurant
July 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
fake grand theft auto lookin ass restaurant
reading this reminds me of:
June 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
reading this reminds me of:
not that this is important or meaningful at this particular moment in time — that is, not compared to other, more pressing current events — but here’s the farewell flyer from my local indie movie theater that closed its doors in january 2025
June 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
not that this is important or meaningful at this particular moment in time — that is, not compared to other, more pressing current events — but here’s the farewell flyer from my local indie movie theater that closed its doors in january 2025
i went into the app store to download some control software for a new synthesizer i just picked up and was assaulted by dozens of “ai music generation” apps… the people who keep creating this garbage need to be **** through the s*****ts and s***** in their ****
May 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i went into the app store to download some control software for a new synthesizer i just picked up and was assaulted by dozens of “ai music generation” apps… the people who keep creating this garbage need to be **** through the s*****ts and s***** in their ****
Broads with Candida
May 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Broads with Candida
my schmeed feeds have long been super fucked up and that’s fine, but this weird fashion ad i just got is triggering some really unsettling body horror sensations
May 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
my schmeed feeds have long been super fucked up and that’s fine, but this weird fashion ad i just got is triggering some really unsettling body horror sensations
what is that one famous mexican song
April 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
what is that one famous mexican song
hey everybody
it’s me, the guy with the yellow cybertruck
please, stop laughing at my truck and my license plate and my business name
it’s pronounced “PUH-mahn”, as in “c’mon… quit laughing at my yellow cybertruck”
it’s me, the guy with the yellow cybertruck
please, stop laughing at my truck and my license plate and my business name
it’s pronounced “PUH-mahn”, as in “c’mon… quit laughing at my yellow cybertruck”
April 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
hey everybody
it’s me, the guy with the yellow cybertruck
please, stop laughing at my truck and my license plate and my business name
it’s pronounced “PUH-mahn”, as in “c’mon… quit laughing at my yellow cybertruck”
it’s me, the guy with the yellow cybertruck
please, stop laughing at my truck and my license plate and my business name
it’s pronounced “PUH-mahn”, as in “c’mon… quit laughing at my yellow cybertruck”
lmao started browsing the airsoft subreddit, these dorks are so lame www.reddit.com/r/airsoft/co...
March 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
lmao started browsing the airsoft subreddit, these dorks are so lame www.reddit.com/r/airsoft/co...
youtube's started doing this stupid engagement trick where it adds a fake progress indicator to videos that you've definitely never watched before, and i think they're doing it to get you to go "oh, hm, don't remember this one... i should rewatch it" and it's so fucking annoying
January 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
youtube's started doing this stupid engagement trick where it adds a fake progress indicator to videos that you've definitely never watched before, and i think they're doing it to get you to go "oh, hm, don't remember this one... i should rewatch it" and it's so fucking annoying
lmfao this is so good, some impersonator bot namesearching and auto-dming people in bulk picked up on the stupid diss i made about the real celeb
December 26, 2024 at 6:45 AM
lmfao this is so good, some impersonator bot namesearching and auto-dming people in bulk picked up on the stupid diss i made about the real celeb
man this is such a good subreddit/guy find
December 10, 2024 at 12:37 AM
man this is such a good subreddit/guy find
this is the venue, the guy was sitting at one of the tables to the right… he was twisted around looking down at the stage and would grab a wing to munch on while craning his head over the railing to watch grainy archive footage of houses on fire and bombs destroying villages
December 7, 2024 at 3:24 AM
this is the venue, the guy was sitting at one of the tables to the right… he was twisted around looking down at the stage and would grab a wing to munch on while craning his head over the railing to watch grainy archive footage of houses on fire and bombs destroying villages