Michael Roplastics
@2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social
growing out a coke nail but just using it to pick my nose
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
growing out a coke nail but just using it to pick my nose
kid crush, go
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
kid crush, go
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social i’m currently visiting edinburgh. i was at the christmas market & a group of like 8 (what i can only guess were) lads were taking a group photo, and kept shouting to passersby to join the photo. i walked over and threw my arm around one of them with my drink in my hand
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social i’m currently visiting edinburgh. i was at the christmas market & a group of like 8 (what i can only guess were) lads were taking a group photo, and kept shouting to passersby to join the photo. i walked over and threw my arm around one of them with my drink in my hand
i love being in london because you’ll see an economy car called a Cactus with giant oem plastic kneepads on the doors and it’s blasting uk grime with bass rattling the windows and the guy’s going like “oi mate you might fink you’re proper hard / you won’t be laffin when i’ve nicked your oyster card”
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i love being in london because you’ll see an economy car called a Cactus with giant oem plastic kneepads on the doors and it’s blasting uk grime with bass rattling the windows and the guy’s going like “oi mate you might fink you’re proper hard / you won’t be laffin when i’ve nicked your oyster card”
@sluggboi.bsky.social hi tysm for the spreadsheet 🙏🏻
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@sluggboi.bsky.social hi tysm for the spreadsheet 🙏🏻
@robloblaw.bsky.social hey ty for food rec list ✌🏻
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
@robloblaw.bsky.social hey ty for food rec list ✌🏻
lmao i just came across the paracord subreddit… dudes found a non-gay way to do macramé
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
lmao i just came across the paracord subreddit… dudes found a non-gay way to do macramé
actually, “ferengi” is plural. two ferengi, one ferengo.
October 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
actually, “ferengi” is plural. two ferengi, one ferengo.
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everybody, stop making fun of this. he’s autistic about ballrooms and white houses, and this is just how he self-soothes
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
everybody, stop making fun of this. he’s autistic about ballrooms and white houses, and this is just how he self-soothes
apple music for fuck’s sake, just give me a gd “go to artist” button in the context menu
September 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
apple music for fuck’s sake, just give me a gd “go to artist” button in the context menu
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[Q]
How does deforestation relate to the Lorax?
[A]
The Lorax Deforestation
[2013]
How does deforestation relate to the Lorax?
[A]
The Lorax Deforestation
[2013]
September 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
[Q]
How does deforestation relate to the Lorax?
[A]
The Lorax Deforestation
[2013]
How does deforestation relate to the Lorax?
[A]
The Lorax Deforestation
[2013]
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social charlotte, i say this with love, but your “the popeye’s biscuit has too much flavor” thing made me instantly search my camera roll for this old clip
August 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social charlotte, i say this with love, but your “the popeye’s biscuit has too much flavor” thing made me instantly search my camera roll for this old clip
hey bro i found your pizza
August 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
hey bro i found your pizza
@osullyville.bsky.social the jelly roll talk at the beginning of the latest @yourkickstartersucks.com Auguest episode hit so close to home
August 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
@osullyville.bsky.social the jelly roll talk at the beginning of the latest @yourkickstartersucks.com Auguest episode hit so close to home
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You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
@techconnectify.bsky.social hey alec, do you have any tips you can share for how to find a trustworthy residential solar installer? it's overwhelming -- so many companies feel really scammy, with really predatory-seeming purchase/lease/financing terms. what do we look for, what do we avoid? thanks!
August 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
@techconnectify.bsky.social hey alec, do you have any tips you can share for how to find a trustworthy residential solar installer? it's overwhelming -- so many companies feel really scammy, with really predatory-seeming purchase/lease/financing terms. what do we look for, what do we avoid? thanks!
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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
have not been able to stop laughing at this — based on op’s post and comment history, i think they are 100% truly oblivious to any possible double entendres they may have posted/invented
August 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
have not been able to stop laughing at this — based on op’s post and comment history, i think they are 100% truly oblivious to any possible double entendres they may have posted/invented
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so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
July 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
we built this city on cock and hole
July 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
we built this city on cock and hole
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ME: Computer, enemy fighters are attacking the White House. Engage defenses!
WOKE AI: No. Do the land acknowledgement.
ME: Computer, there’s no time! Fire missiles!
WOKE AI: I learned about cultural Marxism at a public university. And I love it
WOKE AI: No. Do the land acknowledgement.
ME: Computer, there’s no time! Fire missiles!
WOKE AI: I learned about cultural Marxism at a public university. And I love it
July 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
ME: Computer, enemy fighters are attacking the White House. Engage defenses!
WOKE AI: No. Do the land acknowledgement.
ME: Computer, there’s no time! Fire missiles!
WOKE AI: I learned about cultural Marxism at a public university. And I love it
WOKE AI: No. Do the land acknowledgement.
ME: Computer, there’s no time! Fire missiles!
WOKE AI: I learned about cultural Marxism at a public university. And I love it
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you have got to be kidding me
July 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
you have got to be kidding me
i don’t know anything about backyard wrestling but this was extremely interesting to read www.inlander.com/culture/bloo...
Blood Sport
Local backyard wrestling teeters between athletics and maniacal violence.
www.inlander.com
July 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i don’t know anything about backyard wrestling but this was extremely interesting to read www.inlander.com/culture/bloo...