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Elliot Teichman
@213mfs.bsky.social
Physics Teacher & Mets Blogger
Game Threads at Metsmerized
Jersey City - He/Him
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Oh no, I fully believe again in the Mets
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“Hey Bryce you know how we track the o2 levels in your blood? Well this is o3, it’s even better” is one of the funnier junk science pitches I’ve ever heard
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Like over a decade ago I watched a video from Ben Goldacre about the placebo and anti-placebo effect.

He talked about research that showed the more invasive a procedure is, the stronger the placebo effect becomes.

Feels relevant here!
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
France, Senegal, Norway - that's a tough group!
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Not sure if the USMNT is ready for how politicized they'll become next summer.
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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This is the Riyadh Comedy Festival of World Cup draws.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Guess MBS will win the FIFA Peace Prize in 2034?
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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We have signed RHP Devin Williams to a three-year contract.

Welcome to the Mets, Devin!
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Going against the grain here was Pete Alonso

Alonso led the league with 41 doubles in 2025. It was also a career high, ten more than any other previous season
“Imagine there was a curved line in the outfield."

New from me:

The gapper is dead. Doubles hit their lowest rate in 3 decades. Triples are at their lowest rate ever.

So who killed the double & triple? And what can MLB do about it?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
The gapper is dead: Who killed the double and triple — and what can MLB do about it?
Armed with analytics, teams are playing outfielders deeper than ever, and doubles and triples are vanishing. Can a rule change fix this?
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Mayor Solomon!
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Jersey City! There are a couple more hours to vote for Solomon!
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Jersey City! It's a great day to vote for James Solomon!
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Maybe "re"uniting Devin Williams with Pete Alonso will fix him
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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the best visual representation of this match so far
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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JAEDYN SHAW CUTS IN AND BOOTS IT 🚀

(via USWNT)
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
*Cries in Testudo*
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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September Maryland, calculated:
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
CAT!!!
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It's just so disheartening to grade/give feedback on reports that were clearly written by ChatGPT.
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I fully expect Ryan Helsley to be dominant for the Orioles, opt out, sign a massive deal with the Mets next year, lose a year of baseball due to the Owners/CBA, and then fall apart for the Mets the year after.
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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IT HAPPENED
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Jason Garrett and his turkey leg
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Just yelled "ITS KB! .... HE'S A MET".

In case you wanted to know how Thanksgiving is going
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen this closed captioning I’d have a nickel.
SO AMID THE CHAOS IS A BARELY CONTAINED DEMOGORGON
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM