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2007cowalker.bsky.social
2007Cowalker 💙⚛️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Old, more cynical than you would believe, still hoping to move the needle a little bit in a positive direction. That little bit of hope took a big hit on November 5, 2024, but I'm not dead yet. So . . .
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2007cowalker.bsky.social
In the Twilight Zone everone is afraid of Donnie, the psychopathic first-grader with powers he shouldn't have.
In hopes of avoiding the wrath of Donnie, the world's most powerful psychopathic child, the townspeople of Peakesville, Ohio invented a special new award for him. A man offers Donnie a fancy, shiny gold cup and says this: "Here you are, Donnie. You're so good, and everything you do is so good, we invented a special award, just for you. It's the Best Human Ever Who Doesn't Send Anyone to the Cornfield Who Doesn't Deserve It award. It will never be given to anyone except your wonderful self. Please accept our award and don't send us to the cornfields!"
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
In the Twilight Zone, everyone is scared of Donnie, the psychopathic first-grader.
In hopes of avoiding the wrath of Donnie, the world's most powerful psychopathic child, the townspeople of Peakesville, Ohio invented a special new award for him. A man offers Donnie a fancy, shiny gold cup and says this: "Here you are, Donnie. You're so good, and everything you do is so good, we invented a special award, just for you. It's the Best Human Ever Who Doesn't Send Anyone to the Cornfield Who Doesn't Deserve It award. It will never be given to anyone except your wonderful self. Please accept our award and don't send us to the cornfield!"
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
In the Twilight Zone, everyone is scared of Donnie, the psychopathic first-grader.
In hopes of avoiding the wrath of Donnie, the world's most powerful psychopathic child, the townspeople of Peakesville, Ohio invented a special new award for him. A man offers Donnie a fancy, shiny gold cup and says this: "Here you are, Donnie. You're so good, and everything you do is so good, we invented a special award, just for you. It's the Best Human Ever Who Doesn't Send Anyone to the Cornfield Who Doesn't Deserve It award. It will never be given to anyone except your wonderful self. Please accept our award and don't send us to the cornfield!"
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
Trump's hands as he received the FIFA "Peace Prize/Bribe" The back of the right hand is puffy, bandaged and also slathered in concealer. Left hand is puffy and bruised. Will they infuse the lecanemab (Leqembi) or donanemab (Kisunla) at the back of his knees when the left hand veins give out?
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
Hope he enjoys that participation trophy enough to offset his dread of the hellish eternity he deserves. I don't believe in it, but I think he's not entirely sure.
A painting of hell. It glows red with fire, and devils are torturing people. An angel is introducing a new arrival to the inferno. It's a fat, pink guy with a fluff of blondish hair, but too far away for details. The angel gestures toward a tower where much torture is taking place. On the tower are gold letters "Trump Tower." The angel says "People are saying it's the biggest, nastiest tower in hell. It took 80 years, but you did it! Now you can live in it forever!"
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
New Trump merch--the Pete Hegseth t-shirt
A t-shirt with Pete Hegseth's head on Bart Simpson's body. Pete is looking around furtively and saying "I didn't do it. Npbody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!"
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
New Trump merch--a Pete Hegseth t-shirt
A t-shirt with Pete Hegseth's head on Bart Simpson's body. Pete is looking around furtively and saying "I didn't do it. Npbody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
New Trump merch--a Pete Hegseth T-shirt
A t-shirt with Pete Hegseth's head on Bart Simpson's body. Pete is looking around furtively and saying "I didn't do it. Npbody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!"
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
One business is active in an abandoned strip mall--the Habba & Halligan Law Offices. They specialize in DUI defense and "Who's the daddy" lawsuits. They also display a sign saying "Come on in and ask Ghislaine about our new Barely Legal Escort Service!" Next door is the future site of the Donald J Trump Presidential Library. There are posters in the windows showing Melania's artistic nude photos, Trump molesting the flag, and an obese Trump playing golf. The sign over the windows touts Dementia Don as a Presidential record setter--lowest popularity, poorest economy, highest excess death rate, most ridiculed and least respected.
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
A painting of hell. It glows red with fire, and devils are torturing people. An angel is introducing a new arrival to the inferno. It's a fat, pink guy with a fluff of blondish hair, but too far away for details. The angel gestures toward a tower where much torture is taking place. On the tower are gold letters "Trump Tower." The angel says "People are saying it's the biggest, nastiest tower in hell. It took 80 years, but you built it! Now you can live in it forever!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
"Excessive daytime sleepiness (EDS): Extreme tiredness during the day, which makes it difficult to stay awake. EDS may be caused by Parkinson's disease and the medications used to treat it, especially dopamine agonists."
www.michaeljfox.org/symptoms/fat....
On the left is a picture of Trump, standing with a very stooped over posture, elbows and wrists flexed, hips and knees flexed, and forward tilted trunk. On the right is an illustration of the signs of Parkinson's in an old man: Stooped posture, rigid back, flexed elbows and wrists, trembling of extremities, shuffling gait, slightly flexed hips and knees, reduced arm swinging, forward tilt of trunk, and masked facial expression.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
Picture of Trump and Putin sitting, barechested, on the GOP elephant, that is standing in blood pooled around trampled bodies. Putin is playing the balalaika and serenading a smirking Trump. The lettering says "It all makes sense when you assume Trump is a Russian asset or too stupid to run a profitable casino. Why not both?"
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
"Excessive daytime sleepiness (EDS): Extreme tiredness during the day, which makes it difficult to stay awake. EDS may be caused by Parkinson's disease and the medications used to treat it, especially dopamine agonists."
www.michaeljfox.org/symptoms/fat....
On the left is a picture of Trump, standing with a very stooped over posture, elbows and wrists flexed, hips and knees flexed, and forward tilted trunk. On the right is an illustration of the signs of Parkinson's in an old man: Stooped posture, rigid back, flexed elbows and wrists, trembling of extremities, shuffling gait, slightly flexed hips and knees, reduced arm swinging, forward tilt of trunk, and masked facial expression.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
"Excessive daytime sleepiness (EDS): Extreme tiredness during the day, which makes it difficult to stay awake. EDS may be caused by Parkinson's disease and the medications used to treat it, especially dopamine agonists."
www.michaeljfox.org/symptoms/fat....
On the left is a picture of Trump, standing with a very stooped over posture, elbows and wrists flexed, hips and knees flexed, and forward tilted trunk. On the right is an illustration of the signs of Parkinson's in an old man: Stooped posture, rigid back, flexed elbows and wrists, trembling of extremities, shuffling gait, slightly flexed hips and knees, reduced arm swinging, forward tilt of trunk, and masked facial expression.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
On the left is a picture of Trump, standing with a very stooped over posture, elbows and wrists flexed, hips and knees flexed, and forward tilted trunk. On the right is an illustration of the signs of Parkinson's in an old man: Stooped posture, rigid back, flexed elbows and wrists, trembling of extremities, shuffling gait, slightly flexed hips and knees, reduced arm swinging, forward tilt of trunk, and masked facial expression.
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
On the left is a picture of Trump, standing with a very stooped over posture, elbows and wrists flexed, hips and knees flexed, and forward tilted trunk. On the right is an illustration of the signs of Parkinson's in an old man: Stooped posture, rigid back, flexed elbows and wrists, trembling of extremities, shuffling gait, slightly flexed hips and knees, reduced arm swinging, forward tilt of trunk, and masked facial expression.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
Parkinson's Disease
A drawing illustrating the signs of Parkinson's in an old man.Stooped posture, rigid back, flexed elbows and wrists, trembling of extremities, shuffling gait, slightly flexed hips and knees, reduced arm swinging, forward tilt of trunk, and masked facial expression.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
Quote to note, from Markos Moulitsas at Daily Kos "In trying to deflect blame, [Trump] just told every Republican exactly what they fear most: Trump can’t save them anymore."

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Trump, of course, had excuses: “‘TRUMP WASN’T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT,’ according to Pollsters.” Who knows what magical pollsters he’s talking about—hopefully not the ones who thought New Jersey would be close. But even if he’s right, guess who won’t be on the ballot in 2026, or ever again? Donald J. Trump. In trying to deflect blame, [Trump] just told every Republican exactly what they fear most: Trump can’t save them anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
Mary Poppins and Bert the Chimney Sweeper are dressed in their best, and enjoying high tea while a fair goes on in the background. Their waiter is very posh in black tie. Mary asks the waiter "Is he dead yet?" The waiter answers, "No, miss. Sorry, miss." Bert says "Fuck!"
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
#boebert #racist #halloweencostume
Rep. Lauren Boebert decided to dress up as a racist for Halloween. She wore a Mexican dress, sombrero and sign that read:“MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY. TELL ME IF JUICY ICE COMING." The sign mocks Latino's pronunciation of the words "You See." Her date was dressed as an ICE agent.
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
You nailed it. I couldn't think of the right comparison.
www.wired.com/2012/09/maus...
The white marble interior of a private mausoleum--with a black marble sink and a chandelier, heaven knows why.
November 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
Project 2025 proponents should see this as a golden opporubity to prove their theory that private charity should meet all needs. Think they'll step up? Hahahahaha.
REPUBLICAN DENIAL OF SNAP BENEFITS PROVIDES THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR CHRISTIAN MAGAS TO PROVE THAT PRIVATE CHARITY IS ENOUGH TO PROVIDE A SOCIAL SAFETY NET. SHOW US DEMOCRATS HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK. I, FOR ONE, WILL ACCEPT EVIDENCE. NOW REMEMBER, THE NEED NEVER GOES AWAY AS LONG AS EMPLOYERS ARE ALLOWED TO EXPLOIT WORKERS, AND NATURE CONTINUES TO CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO BE TOO OLD, TOO YOUNG OR TOO DISABLED TO WORK. THE GENEROSITY CAN NEVER END.
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
2007cowalker.bsky.social
Asspirational library is not as grand as the Epstein Ballroom.
Picture of a decaying strip mall. To the right is an abandoned Blockbuster Video store. In the middle is a store with a sign "Future Site of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library. On the right side of the sign it elaborates: "Diarrhea Don--Record Setter, Lowest Popularity, Poorest Economy, Highest Excess Death Rate, Most Ridiculed, Least Respected." There are three posters in the windows: from left to right, fat Trump taking a golf swing, Melania modeling nude, and Trump squeezing and licking the American flag. To the left of the library are the law offices of Habba and Halligan. Their sign also asks "DUI?" and "Who's the Daddy?" There's a poster of Lady Liberty in a bikini top and a below-the-navel toga wrap in their window.
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM